5 tricks to avoid jury service. Courts HATE this!
1) Turn up in a black cap
2) Ask the usher 'Who are we convicting today?'
3) Ask the judge for a selfie for your Insta followers
4) Ask the CPS if you can live tweet from the jury box
5) Ask defending counsel if you can have a share of their success fee
Posted By: CWC on May 16th 2023 at 12:53:40
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- Anyone ever done jury duty? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 16, 11:56:46
- Yes, dud it a few years ago (General Chat) - Chicken, May 16, 19:19:09
- Yes, about 11 years ago, it was a historical sex offender case (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 16, 19:10:37
- Yes. Joey D. Guilty (n/m) (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, May 16, 18:36:23
- Yes. The Coroners (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 16, 17:50:22
- Yes, it's great as long as you get on a case (General Chat) - inutero, May 16, 16:23:45
- sounds bliss (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, May 16, 17:32:06
- Yes, other jurors asked the judge for evidence that wasn't given (General Chat) - 51eve, May 16, 15:37:28
- Yes. 3 month case... (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, May 16, 15:17:36
- Yes about 25 years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 16, 13:23:50
- Twice in one day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 16, 14:13:29
- Yes about 25 years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 16, 13:18:27
- 5 tricks to avoid jury service. Courts HATE this! (General Chat) - CWC, May 16, 12:53:40
- A bloke on ours forgot to bring in his ID and they let him go straight away. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 16, 17:53:13
- Wear a "Hang 'Em High" t-shirt (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 16, 15:15:02
- 6) Announce 'No way he's guilty, known the bloke for years'. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 16, 13:05:27
- Not daft enough to call on me. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 16, 12:47:16
- Yes, interesting to do. Did two cases in two weeks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, May 16, 12:11:49
- Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 16, 12:11:22
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