slam the drawer shut with your pelvis

or eat your fishfingers at the counter above the drawer, chuck everthing in the sink and then close the drawer.

Posted By: Dave in France on February 23rd 2023 at 10:13:24

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Serious question (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 23, 09:23:33
- Have you just seen Danny Baker on tour by chance? (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Feb 23, 21:46:46
- Is the correct answer, yes! (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Feb 23, 11:35:36
- Knives, forks, spoons. (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 23, 10:28:40
  - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 23, 11:10:20
  - Correct (General Chat) - Azteca, Feb 23, 11:06:00
    - Of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 23, 11:56:24
  - Yep (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Feb 23, 11:03:56
- Honestly don't know. The wife is in charge of all of that stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Feb 23, 10:18:25
- Correct (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 23, 10:16:11
  - ^ asked his servant (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Feb 23, 11:04:36
    - "Carruthers, where are the kedgeree forks, goddamit?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 23, 11:44:12
  - Fiddlesticks (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 23, 10:19:35
- One draw, gretole pile of sporks (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 23, 10:06:55
- Chopsticks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 23, 10:04:10
- No, no, no..... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 23, 09:58:07
  - so if you take a knife and fork from the drawer, one in each hand (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 23, 10:04:11
    - Why the need for both hands? Does your Butler close the draw for you? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 23, 10:10:57
      - slam the drawer shut with your pelvis (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 23, 10:13:24
        
        Do they eat Bâtonnets de poisson in France? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 23, 10:52:11
    - Why would you use both hands? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 23, 10:06:09
      - I've been wooshed, haven't I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 23, 10:07:07
  - Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 23, 10:03:53
- *cough* Soup Spoons???? Or are you a heathen eating soup with a dessert spoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 23, 09:31:19
  - ummm (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 23, 09:45:24
    - Whaaaaat? (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Feb 23, 10:36:46
      - But people [in my family] do do this (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Feb 23, 10:38:55
- Yes except teaspoons at the back (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 09:26:31
  - Freak (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 23, 09:59:24
  - teaspoons in a pot by the kettle (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 23, 09:45:49
    - Gathering dust? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 09:51:09
      - they get used too much for that (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 23, 10:06:50
    - ban this sick filth (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 23, 09:46:27
- Absurd. It's obviously forks, knives, spoons (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Feb 23, 09:26:08
  - Should be but I’m (L-R) forks, spoons, knifes. I know, I know, (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 23, 10:00:25
    - Freak (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 10:01:11
      - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 23, 10:10:41
  - Philistines (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 23, 09:46:11
  - 100%. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Feb 23, 09:43:26
  - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Feb 23, 09:37:00
  - Always (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Feb 23, 09:33:02
  - correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 23, 09:29:39

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