At a building that height, I'd...

...wave a couple of torches out the window to flag down a passing 747, and ask the fittest of the stewardesses if they've got any in duty-free...

Posted By: Arganth on May 11th 2006 at 14:28:59

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Todays tip (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, May 11, 14:11:42
- oh dear he lost both races (n/m) (Betting) - Tony Martin, May 11, 15:13:24
- Better tip ... (Betting) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 14:13:29
  - What if you're cooking a nice tomato and onion bolognaise sauce and it's the last onion? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:15:52
    - Then you learn to live with the smell of paint. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 14:27:59
    - buy some more? (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:16:28
      - But what if both your legs are bust and... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:22:45
        
        whistle for the onion fairy like anyone else would (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:27:56
        
        OK - 910 storey building - how quick is the lift ? (n/m) (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:25:37
        
        It takes 10 minutes each way, cos it stops at every floor (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:26:19
        
        At a building that height, I'd... (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:28:59
        
        Tescos online. (n/m) (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:23:28
        
        And you dunt have a compoo'er, what then? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:24:40
        
        you're fucked (n/m) (Betting) - NCFC4life, May 11, 14:26:10
        
        That's more like it (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:27:26
        
        But there is a way out (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:27:55
        
        Get some onion rings out of the freezer and peel the breadcrumbs off ? (n/m) (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:31:48
        
        No, she doesn't have a feezer and you'll kick yourself when I tell you the 2 possible... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:40:56
        
        so in answer two her french husbands BO will drown out the smell of the paint? (n/m) (Betting) - Kings Lynn Canary, May 11, 14:43:46
        
        That and the fact that he always wears a beret, tache, a stripy jumper... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:47:12
        
        ask your pleasant next door neigbour for an onion loan (n/m) (Betting) - Kings Lynn Canary, May 11, 14:25:30
        
        They live in London... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:26:59
        
        throw a carrot at them then and see if they throw and onion back (n/m) (Betting) - Kings Lynn Canary, May 11, 14:28:39
      - How unexpectedly prosaic (Betting) - Old Git, May 11, 14:20:16
        
        'mary' and 'shoving' should never appear in the same sentence - 'cupping' is a different (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:22:21
  - Are you off work and watching day time tv? (n/m) (Betting) - pants, May 11, 14:14:43
    - Noperama - quick spot of lunch before going back to the coalface. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 14:18:42
      - papalazarou? (n/m) (Betting) - pants, May 11, 14:20:06
    - I am - they're making some couscous and pepper frog thing on Big Cook Little Cook. (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:18:26
    - he's making a willie-fiddling machine (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:15:36

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