But what if both your legs are bust and...

...you live on the top floor of a the top floor of a 910 storey block of flats...and all you have to get around is an electric wheel chair that has 20 minutes left on the battery and it's 45 mins minimum to the shops and back, what then? Hmmm?..

Posted By: Fierce Panda on May 11th 2006 at 14:22:45

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Todays tip (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, May 11, 14:11:42
- oh dear he lost both races (n/m) (Betting) - Tony Martin, May 11, 15:13:24
- Better tip ... (Betting) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 14:13:29
  - What if you're cooking a nice tomato and onion bolognaise sauce and it's the last onion? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:15:52
    - Then you learn to live with the smell of paint. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 14:27:59
    - buy some more? (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:16:28
      - But what if both your legs are bust and... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:22:45
        
        whistle for the onion fairy like anyone else would (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:27:56
        
        OK - 910 storey building - how quick is the lift ? (n/m) (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:25:37
        
        It takes 10 minutes each way, cos it stops at every floor (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:26:19
        
        At a building that height, I'd... (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:28:59
        
        Tescos online. (n/m) (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:23:28
        
        And you dunt have a compoo'er, what then? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:24:40
        
        you're fucked (n/m) (Betting) - NCFC4life, May 11, 14:26:10
        
        That's more like it (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:27:26
        
        But there is a way out (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:27:55
        
        Get some onion rings out of the freezer and peel the breadcrumbs off ? (n/m) (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:31:48
        
        No, she doesn't have a feezer and you'll kick yourself when I tell you the 2 possible... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:40:56
        
        so in answer two her french husbands BO will drown out the smell of the paint? (n/m) (Betting) - Kings Lynn Canary, May 11, 14:43:46
        
        That and the fact that he always wears a beret, tache, a stripy jumper... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:47:12
        
        ask your pleasant next door neigbour for an onion loan (n/m) (Betting) - Kings Lynn Canary, May 11, 14:25:30
        
        They live in London... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 14:26:59
        
        throw a carrot at them then and see if they throw and onion back (n/m) (Betting) - Kings Lynn Canary, May 11, 14:28:39
      - How unexpectedly prosaic (Betting) - Old Git, May 11, 14:20:16
        
        'mary' and 'shoving' should never appear in the same sentence - 'cupping' is a different (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:22:21
  - Are you off work and watching day time tv? (n/m) (Betting) - pants, May 11, 14:14:43
    - Noperama - quick spot of lunch before going back to the coalface. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 14:18:42
      - papalazarou? (n/m) (Betting) - pants, May 11, 14:20:06
    - I am - they're making some couscous and pepper frog thing on Big Cook Little Cook. (Betting) - Arganth, May 11, 14:18:26
    - he's making a willie-fiddling machine (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, May 11, 14:15:36

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