Just imagine. SCC shouting "c**t" every time he misses a putt.

A panda wandering round trying to look fierce, stuffing a salami down its kecks to conceal its tiny willy, and waving a banner saying "Golf is s**t".

A Yorkshireman alternately laughing out loud everything anyone says and sulking because he's been teased for saying something quite similar to something someone else said when they didn't get teased.

A stoned Dutchman rogering everything in sight.

A large group of pissed yokels chewing straws.

Jonah and Gaz and all their pseudonyms shagging the barmaid on the bar.

Tricky in his apron looking superior and clamping people's cars for parking in the spaces reserved for the committee.

PK smoking a cigar, drinking Spitfire and complaining that the club was too middle class.

IED being thrown out of the bar for being underage.

And a fat Chinaman waddling round looking for Gary Holt and Daryl Sutch.

It would be a day like Barnham Broom had never known.

Posted By: Old Git on May 9th 2006 at 15:12:51

Message Thread

Anyone on here play Golf? (General Chat) - conker, May 9, 14:37:48
- Play off 4 (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, May 9, 15:10:16
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 9, 14:59:40
- i play minigolf on the computer (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 9, 14:49:25
- Golf is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 9, 14:49:00
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 14:49:48
- I have been invited to play Sprowston Manor in June (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 14:47:29
- not golf, but I go the boys at the Folk's Wagon Polo Club (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 14:45:19
- Sort of (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 9, 14:44:45
  - What do you reckon to this for an idea....... (General Chat) - conker, May 9, 14:49:11
    - What about a WotB golf day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 9, 14:56:16
      - Just imagine. SCC shouting "cunt" every time he misses a putt. (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 15:12:51
        
        Alternatively (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 15:36:08
        
        And pants becomes known as 'plus fours' for the day (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 9, 15:47:58
        
        Lol (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 15:38:40
        
        Then half way home on the wtob coach, SCC realises he's left his teddy there (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 15:51:35
        
        Before sucking on his bottle full of M&S pineapple juice (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 9, 16:10:34
        
        lol - classic! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, May 9, 15:29:25
        
        BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 15:28:36
        
        Why would I wear an apron, old bloke? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 9, 15:20:37
        
        Lol (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 9, 15:16:40
    - have that in most comps I have played in (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 9, 14:53:37
      - Really? (General Chat) - conker, May 9, 15:04:27
        
        Yes (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 9, 15:11:00
      - You could have a longest drive comp as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 9, 14:58:01
    - great idea, most golfers like a flutter (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 14:50:37
      - And most of them are grumpy old bastarsd (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 9, 14:53:30
        
        Sod off (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 9, 14:58:19
- no I flap and connect sometimes! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, May 9, 14:44:26
- Olly P does (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 9, 14:42:42
- I play Pitch and Put... (General Chat) - Small, May 9, 14:42:05

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