this is a dragons den invention opportunity for you to become a billionaire

just invent the showermiser™ which can be installed in the shower hose that limits water to 2 x 1 minute bursts and just come out with any old bulls**t figures like over the course of a year the average 4 person household would save approx four trillion one hundred twenty billions of liter of water, enough to fill 5000 olymic swimming pools plus 9000 kw of electricity,. go to the wall, tell peter jones he's having a laugh and bobs your deborah meaden kerrching overnight mega loaded.

Posted By: Tombs on August 3rd 2022 at 13:57:05

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Put your hoses away Kent and Sussex wrathers (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 3, 10:37:09
- No shortage of pantyhose in this neck of the woodlands (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 3, 18:59:17
- Tom Jones wont be able tp perform there but.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 3, 13:59:35
- Jumbo handles my hose (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 3, 13:18:31
- Southern Water here... my hose is handled carefully 😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 3, 11:00:30
  - Southern Water in Hampshire, ban starts Friday (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Aug 3, 12:03:48
    - Butt pump (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 3, 12:24:58
      - Careful (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 3, 13:31:21
  - Same here in Hampshire (General Chat) - BungysPie, Aug 3, 11:57:09
    - First rule of More or Less - is that a big number? (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Aug 3, 12:13:59
      - 2.4 billion litres lost a day. Uk consumption is around 14 billion litres (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 3, 12:25:25
        
        thanks, that helps (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Aug 3, 14:38:18
        
        one person adopting a navy shower routine can save 56,000 litres a year (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 13:29:21
        
        Standard practice in Cape Town where water is often on the verge of running out (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Aug 3, 13:55:51
        
        and in the desert when the MBLU bowl up (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 13:58:30
        
        Excellent, another energy saving tip I can enforce on my household (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 3, 13:46:43
        
        this is a dragons den invention opportunity for you to become a billionaire (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 13:57:05
        
        It's a plan! Deborah would be all over it like bit all overy thingy. She loves a bit.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 13:59:09
        
        once we've got filthy rich from the showermiser we need to diversify the business (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 14:18:46
        
        I set up a whole grey water system when I restored my house (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 3, 14:21:47
        
        The Japanese feed there toilet cisterns with only....... (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Aug 3, 22:18:26
        
        duh (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 14:25:12
        
        Although someone will have to proof read my pitch notes. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 14:00:08
        
        Could put a lock on the stopcock and ration it out. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 13:47:21
        
        *Warning - This may not be conducive to a convivial household. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 13:49:45
        
        so if say a quarter of the uk popn (approx 20m) adopted this routine (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 13:45:35
        
        Two minutes, in and out, job done. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 13:30:41
        
        The opposite a Hollywood shower. Typical. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 13:33:33
        
        Sounds like Friday night (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 3, 13:33:31
- Near Chichester But.... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Aug 3, 10:47:38
  - I’m south east water!!!! (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Aug 3, 10:52:57
    - Used To Be Sprinklers Only (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Aug 3, 11:10:46
      - They Went Out With The Birch, Grandad (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Aug 3, 13:06:10

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