Dont no why people our moaning

Been much hotter than this before. A few years ago I ran the Marathon des Sables when it was 50 degrees in the shade. I couldn’t be bovvered to take my running kit so just gaffer taped bin liners around me. Covered my arms and legs and face in olive oil cos skin cancer was created in a lab in china and a guy on TikTok proved that sun cream actually reduces your skins natural resilience to the suns rays. There was no water at the aid stations only cups of piping hot tea. On the 3rd day I’d got to the check point so far ahead of everyone else I was so bored so challenged the locals to a 90 minute football match with no breaks. Scored 7 goals and saved a penalty. When I crossed the finish line, I didnt have time to collect my winners medal, as there was a helicopter waiting to take me back as I was needed at work operating a blast furnace on the surface of the sun. Told them to keep the prize money for braking the coarse record cos I earn s**tloads. When I got to work I Had to walk around in bear feet because my kevlar boots had melted but I wos fine.

People just to woke too handle a bit of sunshine these days.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on July 16th 2022 at 13:46:08

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Can you drink hot drinks (tea, coffee, etc) in the hot weather (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jul 16, 13:38:13
- I’ll have an Affogato if you’re making (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 16, 13:51:18
- I regularly drink hot kettle water when I'm hot (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jul 16, 13:50:42
- Dont no why people our moaning (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 16, 13:46:08
  - 😄👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 16, 17:32:06
  - that's a bullseye 🎯 (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 16, 16:57:50
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jul 16, 14:55:27
  - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Jul 16, 13:56:22
  - We've just had an email from the head teacher at my son's primary school (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jul 16, 13:51:48
    - I’ve been given Monday off (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 16, 13:54:13
      - I really hope you mean stuck Ben (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 16, 14:02:59
- Gives you a temperature spike making the body sweat, which cools you down. Apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 16, 13:41:10
  - That's why they drink it in India (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Jul 16, 15:29:26
  - My tip of the day is to drink tap water served at room temperature (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 16, 14:04:17
    - Sounds dangerously sensible. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 16, 14:21:27
      - Not a day for getting bladdered Dubs. The dehydration and hangover would be horrendous (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 16, 14:24:34
        
        Moderation but defo no massive session! Just a few watching cricket/footy. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 16, 14:30:12

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