A guy I knew from hockey boasted he could fit £6.20 worth of 20p in his foreskin

His surname was very similar to the Captain’s above. He was very proud of his huge foreskin and went he went for a slash in the loos he used to swing his old bill around so it sprayed like a sprinkler on a hosepipe. Always best to stand a decent distance from him in the gents.

Posted By: KentonCanary on January 27th 2022 at 19:03:30

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With regards the drum, I’m surprised we’re allowed to take to away areas in away games (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Jan 27, 14:21:25
- You did ask them very politely though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 18:58:56
- I’m surprised too (NCFC) - eadie2001, Jan 27, 18:23:26
- Where else can you hide all the coke.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 27, 14:52:58
  - Up your bum. I once worked with a bloke (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jan 27, 16:07:29
    - A guy I knew from hockey boasted he could fit £6.20 worth of 20p in his foreskin (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jan 27, 19:03:30
    - He should upgrade to "Golding" (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 27, 17:25:24
    - This is just "docking" training..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 27, 17:21:58
    - That doesn’t sound hygienic at all (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Jan 27, 16:52:11
      - and makes the coke lumpy..... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 27, 17:26:44
      - Especially not for the kebab shop at the end of the night. (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Jan 27, 17:00:32

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