How will you weed out the c**ts though

You'll need a questionnaire. Something like

Dear _____BILLIONAIRE____NAME______

I notice that you're a Billionaire. Well Done You.

We have a football club which badly needs investment. However we are a community club and wish to avoid going down the actual killers route. Please can you therefore answer the following pre-screening questions.

- I have personally ordered the murder and dismemberment of journalists Y/N/Unsure

- I have power in a regime which locks people up for being born different to how I think everyone should be born Y/N/Unsure

- I have deep connections to the Yakuza/Russian or Albanian mafias/industrial use of child labour Y/N/Unsure

- I command a private military/paramilitary force Y/Y but I rarely use it/N/Unsure

- Tiebreaker: your favourite My Little Pony character is ___________

Your sincerely,

Mr James Ward

Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs on December 27th 2021 at 20:05:12

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Be careful what you wish for.... (Other Football) - usacanary, Dec 27, 17:42:39
- I wish for Leicester type owners. (Other Football) - Men without hats, Dec 27, 17:45:16
  - absolute doddle, too many people are overcomplicating this (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 27, 17:55:24
    - I would guess the vast vast majority don't even know what a Norwich is..... (Other Football) - usacanary, Dec 27, 19:34:49
      - correct (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 27, 19:42:40
    - I'm going to write to them all (Other Football) - jamesward, Dec 27, 18:10:48
      - How will you weed out the cunts though (Other Football) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 27, 20:05:12
        
        😂😂😂 (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Dec 27, 20:06:58
      - bcc: allthebillionaires (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 27, 19:17:38

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