Go on? How much actual crab meat goes into them?..

...and does it smell as bad in there as Pat Butcher's PE knickers after an intensive 2 hour aerobic workout?..

Posted By: Fierce Panda on April 24th 2006 at 16:37:53

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Bernard Matthews are going to get a bad time in the press & TV tonight. Allegedly. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 24, 16:14:37
- Turkey ham. It's either turkey OR ham. Make your mind up chollock bops (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 24, 16:19:50
  - Not strictly correct. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 16:34:48
    - prove (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 24, 16:39:09
      - How much actual 'ham' meat do you think goes into Mr Matthew's finest? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 24, 16:43:04
        
        9% (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 24, 17:27:04
        
        Got to be a low percentage. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 16:48:19
        
        haha I always stop listening when people discuss what is and isn't meat (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:44:11
      - I'm not sure that proof would be possible, sat here at my desk, willing only to google. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 16:42:54
        
        But in the spirit of the game ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 17:18:50
        
        What's in Spam? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 24, 16:45:07
        
        spam (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 24, 17:27:45
        
        E-mails promoting Company products. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 24, 16:57:49
        
        Spinach and Amstel (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 16:48:41
        
        Sperm and jam (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 24, 16:53:33
        
        ha ha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 24, 17:38:25
        
        lager? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:53:27
        
        First thing I thought of that starts am.... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 16:56:38
        
        always drank amstel in greece, only time I could stick lager (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:59:05
        
        "albumen", sorry mate, does't begin with 'am' I'm afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 16:58:28
        
        No, I know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 16:59:14
        
        would be better to just say you're full of shit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 17:01:11
        
        .. (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 17:06:41
        
        Was going to congratulate you on correct use of "you're" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 17:15:46
        
        The main reason I don't normally type you're properly (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 17:20:59
        
        You missed an obvious one... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 17:00:37
        
        Bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 24, 17:01:56
        
        Stop Posting Antagonistic Messages (do you see what I've done there) (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 24, 17:04:14
        
        And pray tell why am I a bender oh Small one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 17:02:48
        
        cos you go on about taking various male individuals up the gary (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 17:07:29
        
        And had 'wrong un' troubles the other day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 24, 17:09:32
        
        Don't benders use it for something? (General Chat) - Small, Apr 24, 17:04:39
        
        Ah, so you don't know what you're talking about?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 17:06:52
    - flan, savoury or sweet? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:35:24
      - flange (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 24, 16:41:20
        
        filth! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:42:25
  - do you have 'ham of the sea' in england yet? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 24, 16:29:35
    - Mmmmmmmmm, that looks... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 16:32:45
      - no... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 24, 16:34:29
        
        Go on? How much actual crab meat goes into them?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 16:37:53
        
        A crab on work experience in 1983 once lost a fingernail in the cooking pot... (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 24, 16:44:30
        
        when you open a crab (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 24, 16:43:00
        
        So minus the meat, the finger thing and the sac thing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 16:47:41
        
        Does the sac have a winkle in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 24, 17:00:34
- He threatened to sue my mum once (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 24, 16:17:01
  - My dad worked for him back in the day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 24, 16:35:35
  - why, is her name Sue. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 24, 16:21:16
    - mine was better, novice! (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:22:21
      - I wouldn't be so rude to FP. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 24, 16:26:53
        
        You are a pervert to think my post meant anything other than food preference (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:27:43
        
        How could I pervert the course of stuffing? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 24, 16:33:16
      - there was a bit of vice in it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 24, 16:23:56
  - cos she didn't want stuffing? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 24, 16:18:23
    - poor bloke (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 24, 16:23:42

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