england invented football and "gave" it to the world winning the euros would be it

metaphorically returning in the shape of a silver pot. everyone knows that everything brilliant in the world started was invented in england like; the telephones, tv, cable ties, sliced bread, 3 pin plugs, planes, speedboats, tanks, sumbmarines, hovercraft, bombs, jet skis, trombones, pennicillin, jam, the oboe, the ancient greeks, toothpaste, chopper bicycles, the 4 minute mile, the beatles, hm the queen, foghorns, mole grips, the nhs, coins, electricity, water, combs, the flushing toilet, morris dancing, all the vaccines, the internet, incandescent light bulbs, chess, diving boots, air raid sirens, rubber johnnies, rope, canals, bouncy castles, beer, angry birds, fire, toast, antelopes, the wheel, turkey twizzlers, the chop saw, i can't believe it's not butter, trains, the wurlitzer juke box, cars, the mop, the printing press, jamiroquai, shetland ponies, monkeys, glue guns and tic tacs. the lot.

Posted By: Tombs on July 7th 2021 at 17:21:26

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Anybody else getting the old butterflies? (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 7, 13:57:58
- Yes, even my Willy is now getting agitated........................., (Other Football) - currypeckah, Jul 7, 18:48:03
- Yes, help (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 7, 16:28:16
- Nope, more important things in life than football. (n/m) (Other Football) - Biggles, Jul 7, 15:59:34
  - Innit bro (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 7, 16:31:04
    - So what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 7, 17:00:49
      - Cheese (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 7, 17:15:20
        
        Especially melted onto toast. (n/m) (Other Football) - Biggles, Jul 7, 19:09:43
- Yep, every day, but has f all to do with football (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 7, 14:47:56
  - Sorry to hear that ceebers (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 7, 16:00:45
    - That's the thing about general, low level anxiety OG - it doesn't (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 7, 16:29:59
- All shall be well (n/m) (Other Football) - Boyer, Jul 7, 14:24:48
- Not yet they are arriving around 6pm (n/m) (Other Football) - littletinyphil, Jul 7, 14:23:47
- Nope some calming tennis to keep my mind off it (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jul 7, 14:17:00
  - off what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 14:17:56
    - It’s coming home (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jul 7, 14:20:41
      - I'm with Schmeichel on this (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 7, 16:48:14
        
        england invented football and "gave" it to the world winning the euros would be it (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 17:21:26
        
        You forgot about oil. (Other Football) - tudders, Jul 7, 17:34:45
        
        i wasn't certain about oil so i decided to leave it off (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 19:11:13
        
        Excrpt footbsll was invented in China in 2nd century BC (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 7, 17:33:06
        
        dont be ridiculous we didnt invent china intil 1746 (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 17:45:22
        
        Was that when we, as world leading dealers, turned them all (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 7, 17:51:18
        
        Yes. All coming home now isn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Jul 7, 18:08:57
        
        I’m not shocked you don’t understand it either (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jul 7, 16:54:38
- nope, not me, no siree, nothing to see here (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Jul 7, 14:11:02

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