Indeedy....

Instinctively, from the dark caverns of primeval Id, he slipped in the ?Double Spock.?

?No doctor ? It?s not logical!? cried she, full and sated.

?Stop blo0dy shouting woman, you?ll wake the bairns? mused I, aware of the danger.

?Eat me like a happy meal! Be my Hamburgler you naughty Ronald!? Her face flushed the colour of cranberry juice as she begged him huskily.

?Forchrissakes! Let go of me ears?

?CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP YOUR DOG OF WAR!?

?Ouch, Fcuk, lay of my plums ? stop it!?

?I?m a bad Dobby! Claim my Goblet of Fire!? Her face a rictus of hate and desire.

?Stop making that face doris, you?re scaring me?

?---?

?Doris??

?---?

?Breath you stupid cow?

?---?

?You?re turning purple, stop it?

?I AM CORNHOLIO!!!?

? Sod this, I?m going back to the pub.? And off I sodded.

?Do You Have Teepeee??

Posted By: Tomblander on June 8th 2005 at 16:59:31

Message Thread

WOTB Mills & Boon competition (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 8, 16:49:37
- Here goes (General Chat) - Pompatus of Creosote, Jun 8, 17:02:38
  - I thought (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 17:14:44
    - Ah my mistake (General Chat) - Pompatus of Creosote, Jun 8, 17:17:58
      - Without sounding like I protest too much (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 17:21:14
      - not bad (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 8, 17:19:24
        
        Ackshirley (General Chat) - Pompatus of Creosote, Jun 8, 17:31:41
- Zat Knight in shining armour (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 16:58:54
  - Cheers for thinking of me romantically..... (General Chat) - Zat Knight, Jun 8, 17:18:59
    - She tried to hide the tears (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 17:25:26
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 17:03:03
- like the heartwarming tale of Leon and Damo? (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jun 8, 16:52:27
- Erm.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 8, 16:52:18
  - Indeedy.... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 8, 16:59:31
    - Later, once the Colonel had cleaned himself off, (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 8, 17:05:13
      - Re: He grabbed the lapels of her c**t, etc (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 8, 17:19:44
        
        i don't think that 'coat' is such a bad word (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 8, 17:20:53
  - Danny Mills and Clint Boon. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 8, 16:52:48

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