out washing the car today woman we know walked past and stopped for a chat with my frau

my wife says "how you keeping not seen you for ages?"

oh she says "not too bad but i've put on a bit of timber over this lockdown"

later on.......

my wife says to me "well fancy that then i don't believe it, elaine has gone on tinder, if nick finds out he will kill her"

i did consider correcting her but the ladies don't like mansplaining nowadays so i've left it there to cook for a wee while 😂

Posted By: Tombs on January 22nd 2021 at 19:40:51

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Norwich are interested in Pelly (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 22, 16:34:58
- re: saws - I've got one of these. A right beast, ideal for sawing up (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 22, 17:05:30
  - that's the sort of badger i'm after (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 22, 19:32:47
    - Screwfix, Machine Mart and others. Got mine from Machine Mart (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 22, 19:56:19
  - I've got a sore... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fairstead thaumaturg, Jan 22, 19:21:50
- well, i can see why ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 22, 16:38:57
  - Foot like a traction engine (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jan 22, 18:20:55
  - He drinks petrol (NCFC) - jackamo, Jan 22, 17:13:19
  - He looks like a fat Grant Holt (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 22, 17:08:30
    - He is a hefty unit. Plenty of timber on him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Jan 22, 17:22:27
      - out washing the car today woman we know walked past and stopped for a chat with my frau (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 22, 19:40:51
      - We were too lightweight in the prem so they are clearly looking for a bit of muscle (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Jan 22, 18:05:54

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