Hotel pro-tip
Get one of those plastic resealable freezer bags. Turn it inside out. When you get to your room, put your hand in the bag. If there is one of those coverlet things on your bed - you know the fabric strip thing that is on top of the duvet - pick it up with your bagged hand and put it in the corner of the room. They rarely wash them and they are basically splattered in jizz. Then, with your bagged hand, grab the tv remote control, reverse the bag and seal it so the remote is in the bag. TV remote also caked in dry jizz. Works fine inside the freezer bag.
Posted By: Timmy_Goat on January 18th 2021 at 17:56:32
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- Just checked into my Hotel room for the night and made a cuppa (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 16:55:59
- You taken the pink pill yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Jan 18, 19:41:06
- Well I’ve knocked on all the doors... (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 20:48:32
- Hotel pro-tip (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Jan 18, 17:56:32
- After reading this......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 18, 19:39:07
- Oozing with bodily fluids. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 18, 18:27:27
- I’m now looking at hotel remotes so differently now (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 18:10:19
- when I was an IT Manager in an upmarket West End hotel (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 18, 18:23:45
- I know there is a market for soiled panties..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 18, 19:40:51
- Why? If I sell one will you buy it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 20:49:07
- That’s rank (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 18:24:45
- I know there is a market for soiled panties..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jan 18, 19:40:51
- when I was an IT Manager in an upmarket West End hotel (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 18, 18:23:45
- subject matter expert ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 17:01:15
- He’s pissed in the trouser press too (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 17:08:54
- might have been a lady - and, why are you in a hotel? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 17:11:19
- I’m not in a hotel 😂😂😂 (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 17:15:17
- Elite sportsman (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 18, 17:15:03
- Yes at Holiday Inn norwich (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 17:18:00
- in piss trousers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 17:18:54
- Fucking awful it is (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 17:27:52
- If you see a naked drunk polish chap running around remember he is only pretending (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 17:39:45
- He says he’s taken a pink pill? (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 18:11:14
- don't lick his tv remote (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 18:20:03
- If you see a drunk man pulling apart his buttocks (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 18, 18:03:26
- He says he’s taken a pink pill? (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 18:11:14
- If you see a naked drunk polish chap running around remember he is only pretending (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 17:39:45
- Fucking awful it is (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 17:27:52
- in piss trousers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 17:18:54
- Yes at Holiday Inn norwich (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 17:18:00
- might have been a lady - and, why are you in a hotel? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 18, 17:11:19
- He’s pissed in the trouser press too (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Jan 18, 17:08:54
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 18, 16:59:35
- You taken the pink pill yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Jan 18, 19:41:06
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