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Posted By: Tombs on November 10th 2020 at 14:38:20

Message Thread

Just had a quid on Kamala Harris to be next president @470/1. (n/m) (Betting) - Adster, Nov 10, 13:02:49
- Mike Pence if Trump snuffs it before then (Betting) - KevinBond, Nov 10, 16:32:45
  - Or Trump resigns, Pence sworn in (Betting) - KevinBond, Nov 10, 16:35:21
    - I have a friend who is pretty convinced this scenario happens. (Betting) - usacanary, Nov 10, 20:42:38
    - surely he could only pardon crimes he's been convicted of (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 10, 16:47:29
      - Ok, idle speculation drifting into realms of fantasy. (n/m) (Betting) - KevinBond, Nov 10, 16:59:48
        
        not sure. I have seen some talk of that (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 10, 17:15:01
- You and Toby Young both, it appears. (Betting) - norwaay, Nov 10, 16:00:38
  - *lose* even (n/m) (Betting) - norwaay, Nov 10, 16:00:50
- Do check the rules. (Betting) - Kangol Canary, Nov 10, 14:20:57
  - As long as legal action doesn’t change anything (Betting) - SCC 28, Nov 10, 14:32:53
    - Lol (n/m) (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 14:40:44
      - lol (n/m) (Betting) - jamesward, Nov 10, 14:43:31
- I got 10/1 on Rolf Harris, so bookies must favour him (n/m) (Betting) - Graham Nine, Nov 10, 13:59:12
- Seems like excellent odds to me. (Betting) - Timmy_Goat, Nov 10, 13:57:59
- Surely Biden will be next president? (Betting) - neilo, Nov 10, 13:32:21
- I'm putting a tenner on Iwanka (n/m) (Betting) - paulg, Nov 10, 13:27:13
  - what on earth will Apple come up with next? (n/m) (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 13:31:00
    - 👏👏👏👏 (n/m) (Betting) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 10, 17:07:03
    - Ha ha (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:44:51
    - You'll be queuing all night for it, won't you? (n/m) (Betting) - paulg, Nov 10, 13:33:00
      - i think not, i wouldnt entertain an apple product again ever (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 13:36:16
        
        Not even the IWanka? (Betting) - paulg, Nov 10, 13:41:33
        
        nope, nor the iButtplug (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 13:55:33
        
        Tombs, that reply was POTD. (n/m) (Betting) - currypeckah, Nov 10, 21:50:17
        
        Chuckle. It would be a great few years while it worked thoughh (Betting) - Old Git, Nov 10, 14:04:55
        
        Put it on silent vibrate, and you'd be away (n/m) (Betting) - paulg, Nov 10, 14:09:06
        
        The future of health is up your arse. (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 14:38:20
        
        Handy when you really don't want to have a shit. (n/m) (Betting) - Garry Brooke, Nov 10, 14:44:04
        
        i spect by version 8 or 9 they'll be doing prostate examinations (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 14:49:56
        
        FFS !! (Betting) - Garry Brooke, Nov 10, 14:56:35
        
        I would like to commend this thread very highly. Well done everyone. (n/m) (Betting) - Under soil heating, Nov 10, 14:27:21
        
        lol (n/m) (Betting) - jampersands, Nov 10, 13:56:47
- Ben delete this filth (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 13:26:21
  - only your conspiracy theory tedium (n/m) (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 10, 15:35:50
    - What exactly is a conspiracy (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 16:51:16
      - How much did you lump on at 27/1, oh no sorry wait, the even better 11/1? LOL (n/m) (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 18:24:09
      - whatever. No one cares (n/m) (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 10, 17:17:24
        
        Fact check (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 18:37:37
        
        So recount = Trump wins ??? (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 19:25:58
        
        So you agree he’s not the president elect? (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 19:40:33
        
        he president-elect of the United States is the person who conclusively APPEARS to have won (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 19:47:05
        
        Haha so yet again you provide nothing (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 19:54:35
        
        Look up the definition of President-elect.Trump hasn't done anything to APPEAR more worthy (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 19:57:00
        
        You honestly think they would tell the media (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 20:11:47
        
        Interesting. Although, we could equally say Republicans/Trump lovers also committed those (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 20:52:34
        
        So little fraud is okay? (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 21:02:48
        
        Haha little fraud. If there are 100 fraudulent votes (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 22:09:56
        
        What if there’s say for example 10k in one state and for arguments sake (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 22:26:38
        
        Who has made you think there has been “massive voter fraud”? (n/m) (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 22:34:37
        
        ..... (Betting) - Pukki Pies, Nov 10, 23:34:54
        
        And Here you go. Be careful about falling into the trap 🕳 (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 11, 01:12:48
        
        I’m off to bed 🛏 post a summary after the amazing event ta (n/m) (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 11, 01:02:22
        
        I agree if there’s enough mistakes to swing a state fine (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 22:33:22
- President (Betting) - letsbehavinyou, Nov 10, 13:13:11
  - But the market rules are electoral college votes (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Nov 10, 13:22:16
  - ^^^^ keen eye for detail (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 13:14:39
- what are the odds for the assasination? must be pretty good given the amount of gun crazed (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 13:05:49
  - Shorter than 470/1 I presume (n/m) (Betting) - SimonOTBC, Nov 10, 13:21:29
- Those are bonkers odds, aren't they? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:05:02
  - Well, they'll require something to happen to Biden before January. (n/m) (Betting) - mr carra, Nov 10, 13:11:13
    - Covid19 might get him (n/m) (Betting) - KevinBond, Nov 10, 16:30:42
    - Ooo (Betting) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:43:32
      - not like he's got access to anything potentially devastating is it? (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 13:56:48
        
        Got to hand it to the US Secret Service whilst we are at it (Betting) - Tombs, Nov 10, 14:00:04
    - Biden is still 1/11 (Betting) - SCC 28, Nov 10, 13:21:17
      - Faithless elector definition (Betting) - SCC 28, Nov 10, 13:26:54
        
        When the world realises Pukki Pies was right and everyone else was wrong - ie Trump was (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Nov 10, 18:29:49
        
        Interesting they’d have normally settled the market for Biden now (Betting) - SCC 28, Nov 10, 13:30:44
        
        Last thing (Betting) - SCC 28, Nov 10, 13:34:32
        
        There goes my quid (n/m) (Betting) - Adster, Nov 10, 13:39:53
        
        Perhaps the faintest glimmer of hope (Betting) - SCC 28, Nov 10, 14:35:57

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