Forget Louisa and the pen lid, this just got serious
Back from my ride (13.4 miles, 584 feet of ascent, 4 minute improvement on last time I did it, TdF here we come) and in the last 100 yards I SWALLOWED A FLY.
I'm not talking itty bitty greenfly, I'm talking a big hairy legged motherf**king buzzing dirty great black housefly. I could feel it struggling in my gullet as I tried to cough it out but ended up reflex-swallowing it.
I think I may never recover from the psychological scars
Posted By: Old Git on May 25th 2020 at 12:13:03
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- Forget Louisa and the pen lid, this just got serious (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:13:03
- Was it Louisa who ruined the custard? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 25, 14:03:46
- STUPID COW (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 25, 17:51:16
- Why weren't you wearing a mask, eh?? Answer me that! (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 13:12:37
- Fly's fault (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, May 25, 12:16:39
- Hairy fucker bounced off my front teeth on the way in (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:24:56
- Yeah but (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 25, 12:14:46
- You need to swallow a spider now (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, May 25, 12:45:48
- . . . then a bird . . . (n/m) (General Chat) - canary_wharf, May 25, 13:54:11
- Port ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 25, 12:32:15
- I've now shoved a banana, half a pot of yoghurt and a double espresso on top of it (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:25:52
- You need to swallow a spider now (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, May 25, 12:45:48
- Was it Louisa who ruined the custard? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 25, 14:03:46
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