My two penne

1. Go Halfords and ask for the ', big boy' saddle. Point at your tackle if the assistant fails to grasp your code.

2. Put some crude oil on your tyres to run them in for the first 1000 miles.

3. Brake with your feet, especially round cornersyour rigger boots should have loads of tread on them.

4. Two t shirts? Weird question.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on March 23rd 2020 at 18:08:14

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This is the official "Let's Get Old Git In Shape For The Tour de France" thread (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:22:48
- My two penne (Other Sports) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 23, 18:08:14
- Comments (Other Sports) - APB, Mar 23, 16:55:12
  - Always Peddle Biking (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 23, 20:42:40
  - there should be a Wrath virtual peloton at some point (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 18:23:55
  - Cheers APB (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:56:05
    - Are you on clipless pedals? (Other Sports) - APB, Mar 23, 17:02:33
      - Smooth one side, with cleats to slot shoes into on the other (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 17:05:48
- Steer with your plums (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Mar 23, 16:46:17
  - At last a sensible answer (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:55:24
- How do you manage sit on your bollocks? (Other Sports) - Ben, Mar 23, 16:44:14
  - Mrs Git teabagged him for breakfast. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 16:55:16
    - Oh God (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Mar 23, 16:56:08
  - Yes to GCN as well. Even if it is sometimes a bit Top Gear for bikes. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Mar 23, 16:50:19
  - You'll understand why this can be a problem when you get a bit older. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Mar 23, 16:47:58
  - Because they're enormou, obviously (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:45:39
- Get on Strava (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 16:36:02
  - Yes, that. You can follow us and get competitive (I’m not) (Other Sports) - APB, Mar 23, 16:49:20
    - Talking of which, Arizona Bay hasn't posted a smug run for ages (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 17:08:46
      - He's fine, active on Twitter (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Mar 23, 17:09:33
        
        Ah good. Thanks. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 17:20:40
  - "Steer with your body" (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:41:12
- Did you get a proper bike fit mate? (n/m) (Other Sports) - loz, Mar 23, 16:29:51
  - Not yet (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:40:28
    - Ha ha no but the issue with reach and turning sounds... (Other Sports) - loz, Mar 23, 16:48:00
  - he paid so much for all the gubbings they even threw in a BJ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 16:31:37
    - Better than you, too (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:40:47

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