Don't be a c**t tombs. I saw it at the farm shop near me on Saturday

It's what's happened with everyone following the Government advice to get outside, then all ending up at the same country house and gardens.

Not everyone is just able to drive to their nearest farm shop (and when they do what the f**k do you think happens?)

When OG asked about a bike I suggested he got a turbo and sat, on his own, in a garage, like what I'm doing.

Go do your 'essential' canoeing and sort your head out.

Not everyone has the same access to these things as do.

Tonto.

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on March 23rd 2020 at 09:03:06

Message Thread

Pretty hard to practice the 2-metre stuff in my local Co-Op! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 08:07:36
- Not been in a shop for over 3 weeks since getting back from Harfuk (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 23, 09:29:57
- I social distanced on the golf course today (Coronavirus) - I Am Hoot, Mar 23, 09:23:15
  - Our Golf courses are all shut :( (n/m) (Coronavirus) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 23, 10:17:06
    - Ours will be soon I reckon. (Coronavirus) - I Am Hoot, Mar 23, 10:40:17
  - 250m eh sounds like my standard of golf on a good day (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 23, 10:06:25
- ALARP (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 23, 08:39:47
- I think it’s also my local Co-op, isn’t it? (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 08:20:10
  - I've moved... (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 08:22:12
    - Ah. (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 08:24:50
      - In our Co-op yesterday (Coronavirus) - Chicken, Mar 23, 08:36:15
      - Yeah, mine's a bit bigger but not 2m-gap bigger (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 08:26:24
- i wouldn't go near a supermarket even if you paid me (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:12:39
  - I'm a WFH freelancer and it looks like my contracts are going to be cancelled within the (Coronavirus) - Adster, Mar 23, 08:24:54
  - Got to get food though (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 08:17:34
    - Last week, my partner set her alarm for 2am on 3 nights to book delivery slotss (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 23, 09:32:51
      - Last time we looked at Tesco delivery slots were booked three weeks ahead! (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:36:15
        
        Yep, the one we are getting Wednesday was booked 3 weeks ago (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 23, 09:41:22
    - farm shops? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:23:33
      - The ones round here that deliver are not taking on new customers (or show as out of ... (Coronavirus) - Brom, Mar 23, 10:42:22
        
        ring up and ask them brom (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 13:17:45
      - I went to a farm shop the other day. (Coronavirus) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 10:01:25
        
        Madam! 🍆 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 10:27:19
        
        TBF, it was a great half hour! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 10:47:42
        
        *URGENT APPEAL FOR MIND BLEACH* (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 12:05:37
      - ^^^ this (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 08:30:38
        
        Cycling Bear Ralph being uber-cynical shocker (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:34:11
        
        Don't be a cunt tombs. I saw it at the farm shop near me on Saturday (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 09:03:06
        
        1. i am not being a cunt ralph (see 3) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:09:29
        
        It does depend if you live close enough to a delivering farm shop (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:37:11
        
        i would imagine most peopel that don't live outside of big cities would be able to accessi (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:41:27
        
        Seems they're closed on Mondays! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:40:47
        
        ours delivers to 5 mile radius (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:44:16
        
        If they don't deliver, think I'll offer to do it for them (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:46:48
        
        yup, a whole new dawn approaches (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:49:56
        
        NOT EVERY IS IN YOUR PRIVILEDGED POSITION TOMBS (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 09:29:56
        
        audacious i'll cede you that, how do you even know what my position is ralphy? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:36:01
        
        and yet you presume to know about mine and my cycling habits? (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:10:33
        
        Let's have a ladyboy slap match.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Mar 23, 14:56:59
        
        Don't be a cunt tombs. I saw it at the farm shop near me on Saturday (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 09:02:38
      - Local Co-op does prioritise local produce and producers. (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 08:26:23
        
        And it isn’t a mega company. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 08:27:10
      - Good point, will give that a go (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 08:25:25
        
        it's the way ahead (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:29:44
        
        Veg box arrived yesterday (Coronavirus) - camcan, Mar 23, 09:10:01
        
        there we go (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:15:27
    - forage and hunt (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 08:20:07
      - (Rhyming slang) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 10:22:00
      - Good point. I'll go after that deer next door (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 08:24:46
        
        morans (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:25:52
        
        Eh? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 08:27:44
        
        well bit like those dolts going round richmond park someone posted yesterday, them guys (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:32:32
        
        Not sure discussing going to get food is like that tbh (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 08:38:27
        
        welllllll, i'm sort of not agreeing with that if you don't mind (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:44:46
        
        I don’t go to the Co-op JUST to feel good about myself. (Coronavirus) - APB, Mar 23, 10:26:11
        
        OK (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:24:23
      - ideot (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:24:01

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