Have heard of women marrying inanimate objects...well
I'm expressing my love for an Oypla Electrical 12" 3 Speed Oscillating Electric Desk Fan. I'll be taking it to bed tonight for a cuddle to get me off to sleep. No sex as I haven't married it yet and I'm a traditionalist. Mrs Splat can keep her distance in this heat unless she's up for a threesome....once I'm a Polygamist.
Posted By: Old Splat on July 24th 2019 at 19:40:19
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- Have heard of women marrying inanimate objects...well (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jul 24, 19:40:19
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