Dilemma. What is the correct procedure, right...

... say, one is biking along London Street (carefully, of course) and one sees Onel Hernandez sitting on his own on the little round seat outside what used to be Curl's / Garland's, then Habitat, now Cosmo?

Do you A: shout, Hey! Anal! Then ride up to him tumescent with glee in your lycra at his joyful on-pitch performances this season?

Or B: ask him to buy you a Cuba Libre at the Sir Garnet, 'cos he's a rich footballer, innit?

Or C: carry on your ride, thinking "I should have stopped and got a selfie and told him how good he and the team have been, but that's a bit creepy, and weird, and he probably doesn't need a MAMIL hassling him right now, and why isn't he on his way to Stoke? Maybe it wasn't him after all, but no, I've seen him enough times to be sure..." by which time you're going up the hill past the market and it's too late. Esprit d'espalier and all that.

I went for C.

Posted By: APB on April 21st 2019 at 13:58:30

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Dilemma. What is the correct procedure, right... (NCFC) - APB, Apr 21, 13:58:30
- Anything that wouldn’t cause him physical or emotional damage (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 21, 14:22:12
- a nod of the head and a big smile (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 14:14:44
- Well..... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 21, 14:09:14
  - Hagman is back... (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 14:30:02
- Lucky you didn’t tell “Anal” at him. That is not an appropriate greeting. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Apr 21, 14:02:09
  - Well, that depends really. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 21, 14:02:52
- Escalier. I fucking typed escalier, FFS. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 21, 13:59:40
  - Definitely the Anal option (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 14:03:42
    - Come round, etc. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 21, 14:25:55
  - Yore autocorrecteded speeling ov his first name isn’t much better. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 21, 14:03:01
  - And to be honest, I've presented it as a trilemma. If that's a thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 21, 14:01:30

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