If (if) we get promoted this season ...

… it has occurred to me recently that various denizens of the Wrath may react rather differently

Jim: that’s all well and good but where’s the ambition? There’s just no drive. Why are we content with one measly promotion? Where’s the investment coming from to take us to the next level? We need rich owners and this prejudice against “foreigners” is stupid. I for one implore Delia to accept Vladimir Putin’s generous offer. We need roubles not troubles!

BWOD: ah bless, that’s nice. The players looked really happy. That’s really quite good, I’m quite pleased. Anyway that’s enough about football – cup of tea anyone?

Jumbo: We’re UP UP UP!! Just like my Garry was last night, except that was four UPs. Phwooaarr.

Creosote: So, Mrs Wynn-Jones. What will THIS do to footnote 38 on page 482 of the consolidated group accounts for 2007, hmm? Nothing to say for yourself? Thought not.

thebigfeller: At long last we have reclaimed our due, rightful, deserved and proper place, spot and locus within the highest reaches, echelons and lofty spires of Anglo-Saxon heritage recreation, not that most of our so-called “fans” will appreciate our deep, rich and embroidered historical entitlement unlike me me me. I would like to point out, however, that success came only after Herr Farke finally saw sense and yielded to my constant urgings to play the wingbacks a further 65cm up the pitch, a basic tactical change, alteration and adjustment which had been obvious to me (and a few other cognoscenti but mostly me me me) from the first day of the season following my detailed statistical analysis of the positional status of wingbacks in the Chilean Second Division last year. I had endlessly communicated this change to Herr Farke in tweet after tweet but it took him until it was almost too late to appreciate my tactical genius and even then [continues for another 24 pages]

Ralf: more vile spin from the club, eh Jim?

CB41: what are you all talking about?

proth: premonition at last! I’m so hoppy I could fry!! [pause] promo lotion at least! I’m so hippy I could dry!! [pause] FUCK OFF PHONE

Posted By: Old Git on September 7th 2018 at 10:11:27


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