really? f**k me that's incredible

i've been lugging my bananas about in an old trombone case all these years. if i only knew about the banana case before. in fact that's given me an idea. i saw a bloke strutting down olu deniz prom sporting a pringle holster on his belt which meant he could enjoy hands-free pringle action on the move. very swaggy. i'm thinking, banana holsters. you could then go about your workday routine in the comforting knowledge that you are never more than a couple of seconds away from total banana satisfaction. i'd do a range that could be operated with one hand as well for people suffering from upper limb deficiency syndrome.

this, is my levi roots/trunky moment. 🍌👍

bananaholsters ©️

Posted By: Tombs on July 4th 2018 at 18:38:21

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I am on a train and the bloke opposite me fished in his bag and brought out a plastic (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 4, 17:43:33
- That's bananas (n/m) (Other Football) - Dracula, Jul 4, 19:55:23
- That could be a really smooth chat up line....... (Other Football) - usacanary, Jul 4, 19:26:31
- Cool story bro (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 4, 18:53:07
- really? fuck me that's incredible (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 4, 18:38:21
  - Talking of bananas... (n/m) (Other Football) - Kev, Jul 4, 19:56:01
- Haven’t you seen one before? (n/m) (Other Football) - Thegelman, Jul 4, 17:46:31
  - No. Are they a thing? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 4, 17:50:56
    - Yep. Check one out on Amazon: (Other Football) - Thegelman, Jul 4, 17:53:22
      - The world never ceases to amaze me. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 4, 18:19:49
        
        surely they already come in a container of their own.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 4, 18:35:21
        
        they do but their crush resistance co-efficient ratings are pretty poor (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 4, 18:40:48
        
        handily, I only like greenish ones that aren't so easy to crush (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 4, 18:54:49
  - Let me guess......... you have the small version... (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Jul 4, 17:49:08
    - Look you can get Viagra now from Boots for £20... (Other Football) - Thegelman, Jul 4, 17:56:58

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