i really hope i don't get reincarnated as a bat then
literally, first up, I'd be as f**king blind as a bat so thats causing me a lot of problems already. secondly, I'd have to locate my grub by sonar alone and I'm already useless at finding the eggs in supermarkets and eventually end up doing about 5k trawling the aisles as the signage is abysmal. thirdly, all that hanging around, not liking the hanging around at the best of times. I do hope I get reincarnated as an Alaskan Brown Bear. Apex predator so no funny business. Solid 6 months winter kip followed by gorgeing on returning spawning salmon then loads of sex and back to bed. lovely.
Posted By: Tombs on June 27th 2018 at 21:21:11
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- Mo and Rashid caused Australia so many problems, fab to see. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 20:52:33
- LOLstralia! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 27, 20:54:09
- Chucking their bats about now (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:03:19
- pippistrelles and long eared fruit bats aots (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:05:06
- People don't want to try something new Mr Tombs that's the issue! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:07:58
- Finch hasn't given up. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:08:17
- dinged it on now 🏏 (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:12:43
- Not a lot of meat on your old bat I reckon. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:10:20
- like chicken wings (buffalo wings) you need a fair few i suppose (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:13:52
- Buffalos don't have wings Tombs. Look it up on Snopes dot com. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 21:17:16
- obviously not any more since they learned to walk (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:27:59
- Looking into bats, they live about 30 years. I wouldn't have thunk that. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:15:02
- i really hope i don't get reincarnated as a bat then (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:21:11
- You wouldn't want to be an Alaskan brown bear (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Jun 27, 21:37:27
- fair point (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:41:29
- You wouldn't want to be an Alaskan brown bear (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Jun 27, 21:37:27
- i really hope i don't get reincarnated as a bat then (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:21:11
- Buffalos don't have wings Tombs. Look it up on Snopes dot com. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 21:17:16
- like chicken wings (buffalo wings) you need a fair few i suppose (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:13:52
- Finch hasn't given up. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:08:17
- People don't want to try something new Mr Tombs that's the issue! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:07:58
- pippistrelles and long eared fruit bats aots (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 27, 21:05:06
- Chucking their bats about now (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 27, 21:03:19
- LOLstralia! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 27, 20:54:09
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