I refused to do that on many occasion, despite being constantly urged to every time I

visited my girlfriend's family in Turkey.

Immerse myself in the culture? Of course! Mix lahmacun sauce with my bare hands? Indeedy. Feast on the spleen of a ram killed an hour earlier? Lovely. Wrap up used toilet paper and put it into the s**t bin rather than flush it away? Well, yeah (took a bit of getting used to). Learn all the complex physical greeting protocols? No problem. Try to get the balance right between finishing my coffee and swallowing a mouthful of the ground beans? Yes, I'll even sit smiling and patient for half an hour while all the women argue over who is going to read me my fortune after every bloody time I have a cup of coffee. And then regardless of who it is, tell me precisely the same things the last one did an hour ago.

Set fire to my features? Fuck off!

Posted By: Steve in Holland on March 15th 2018 at 14:10:12

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I find that the lights and mirrors in lifts are very good at highlighting ear hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 15, 10:55:46
- Theres tools for that shit... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 15, 16:05:06
- One of the best parts about getting old (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 15, 13:35:07
- I have a friend who can't resist plucking any straight ear or nose hair. I have to make (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:23:23
  - fucking hell, has she no concept of personal space? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 15, 15:23:48
  - The nose ones make your eyes water. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 15, 11:26:14
    - I know. There's even a photo on FB of her jumping into action like a Ninja with tweezers, (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:29:04
      - It's when the barber starts shaving down the sides of your ears. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 15, 11:51:36
        
        I'd be happy just to need a barber these days! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 12:06:01
        
        New business proposition: Ear barber, call it 'Hairy ears', mega franchise opportunity. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 15, 12:08:24
        
        Or maybe we should look to start a trend of growing said hair out and styling it? (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 15, 13:43:40
        
        A bar-ear (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 12:25:43
        
        Turkish barbers have already collared the market! (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Mar 15, 13:19:54
        
        I refused to do that on many occasion, despite being constantly urged to every time I (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 14:10:12
        
        Also when yo7 have a shave in a Turkish barbers they remove the fine hairs under your eyes (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Mar 15, 13:23:56
        
        Let's get it crowd funded! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 15, 12:29:00
  - stray, not straight. Doesn't matter if it is bendy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:23:40
- I’ve started to use gel on mine and make them a feature, easier then plucking (n/m) (General Chat) - shortfatb, Mar 15, 11:16:46
  - Haha, I'm going to try that. I've got more on my ears than on my head. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 15, 11:29:35
- pluck those grey mofos out bor . 😀 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 15, 11:00:14
  - Those little buggers must grow half an inch overnight (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 15, 11:08:22
    - Rolf😊 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 15, 11:17:53

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