You only EVER feed them on cat pictures. Ideally a toy cat with their food stuffed inside.
That's the only proper way to ensure they keep the population of MOUSE-MURDERING MOGGY MOTHERFUCKERS to reasonable levels.
NB I have seen documentaries where a grand piano suspended by a very small thread was deployed by a highly skilled ninja mouse; but as they say, don't try this at home. I did and lost half the fur on my left side. I've now got a bald patch I have to comb over and hairgel into place. I dream of feeding a MOUSE-MURDERING MOGGY MOTHERFUCKER to a steamroller so I can deploy part of its fur instead, but no luck so far.
Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs on January 7th 2018 at 11:29:57
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