My AGM report

Got to the venue on time and lookin' fly.
I'd had 7 cans and my tea early doors, so I was in a good place mentally and spiritually.

All my questions were written out on my arms in glitter pen, as I was certain I would be searched by Delia's henchmen (I was). I was prepped and amped to debate these key points:

1- Webbers immediate resignation
2 - Farkes immediate resignation
3 - OTBC binned off pre-match in favour of M.O.P.'s Ante Up (Busta Rhymes remix)
4a - Beer prices reduced to £2 a pint. No more plastic s**t bottles. Demeaning.
4b - Tickets capped at £20 champ/£30 prem.
5 - Lower Barclay and River Ends standing only, 20% tickets to each pen taken off season ticket allocation and sold on match day only.
6 - Colney sold off for homebuilding, new training facilities constructed on the island near Thorpe river where them eco-snides were going to build an incinerator.
7 - Immediate appointment of Lambert on rolling 12 month contract.
8 - Basic player wage cap at £5k pw, the rest is tied up in appearance and win bonuses. Simple as.

But the grey powers that be locked me out. I was reduced to shouting my objections through the letterbox. This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper.

So I'll be starting a kickraiser to harvest funds to purchase all the shares I need for a very, very, hostile takeover. I've just declared war on Smith and Jones.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on November 30th 2017 at 14:18:36

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My AGM report (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 30, 14:18:36
- good stuff. great effort MIKE (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 30, 19:43:42
- Lols (n/m) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Nov 30, 19:40:05
- Were you actually old enough to get in? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Nov 30, 19:33:57
- Great report (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 30, 18:22:35
- Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Nov 30, 16:54:50
- I'd say the amount of effort you put in... (NCFC) - Dog, Nov 30, 14:49:10
  - You miserable fucker, we’ll get you down the vet to have your balls chopped off unless you (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 30, 19:10:26
  - Class this (n/m) (NCFC) - Gob on a Stick, Nov 30, 18:44:40
  - Disagree. I laughed my arse off (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Nov 30, 16:28:21
  - I enjoyed that. (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 30, 16:05:42
  - I enjoyed it. (NCFC) - bird table, Nov 30, 15:42:29
  - agree with your statement, but not in the way you meant it - MW's effortlessly funny (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Nov 30, 15:27:03

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