I f**king knew it.

"Other sex wearables are in development, including SexFit, a Bluetooth- and Wi-Fi-equipped device that helps men achieve and maintain erections and tracks their sexual performance using a device akin to a pedometer."

Bollocks. Literally.

Posted By: APB on August 8th 2017 at 17:49:21

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Fitbits for sex. Sexbits. Wearables. Pairables. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 16:58:31
- Too late (General Chat) - King, Aug 8, 17:46:18
  - I fucking knew it. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:49:21
    - Sorry to hear at such a tender age you've had to resort to scaffold for your chap (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 8, 17:56:06
      - You're a scaffold. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:58:04
        
        No I'm not but in a couple of weeks front of our house will be covered in the stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 8, 18:04:30
        
        I hope it's artisan bamboo scaffold. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 18:09:35
        
        Complete front of house job including some close attention to our battered corbels, matron (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 8, 18:30:16
- Interesting idea. You need a catchy name for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 8, 17:29:37
  - I quite liked SexBit ©™ (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:47:16
  - Fistbit (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 17:30:14
    - too harsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 8, 17:31:24
- Bagsy first dibs on the prototype. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 17:11:20
  - Someone else will have to use it after. Be careful. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:27:15
    - I always am. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 17:28:37
- having a wank would be the equivilent of riding on rollers/turbo/tredmill (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 8, 17:01:55
  - And therefore part of the overall regimen. #canbeatanegg (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:26:47
    - #canbeatyourmeat (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 8, 17:35:08
      - Old joke alert: What's the difference between an egg and a wank? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:52:57

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