Fitbits for sex. Sexbits. Wearables. Pairables.

It's the obvious way to go. A sharing network like Strava - in fact, dark Strava (beater version) probably exists already for this. Flybys (Fonkyeu Lee) could be an interesting function; and the heat maps - "where have you spent most effort?" - that's a boner fide winner. Challenges, like, I don't know, the August Thrice Weekly, July Gran Fondo, October Oral, 500 Calories In One Session, for solo motivation. Group challenges to see off your mates, there's another one. You could pair your device with a partner's to have a showdown and see what your friends are up to. Where would you wear it? There could be multiple options depending on mood, time, legality etc.

This is an absolute winner. I'm going to make a fortune.

Posted By: APB on August 8th 2017 at 16:58:31

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Fitbits for sex. Sexbits. Wearables. Pairables. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 16:58:31
- Too late (General Chat) - King, Aug 8, 17:46:18
  - I fucking knew it. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:49:21
    - Sorry to hear at such a tender age you've had to resort to scaffold for your chap (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 8, 17:56:06
      - You're a scaffold. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:58:04
        
        No I'm not but in a couple of weeks front of our house will be covered in the stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 8, 18:04:30
        
        I hope it's artisan bamboo scaffold. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 18:09:35
        
        Complete front of house job including some close attention to our battered corbels, matron (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 8, 18:30:16
- Interesting idea. You need a catchy name for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 8, 17:29:37
  - I quite liked SexBit ©™ (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:47:16
  - Fistbit (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 17:30:14
    - too harsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 8, 17:31:24
- Bagsy first dibs on the prototype. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 17:11:20
  - Someone else will have to use it after. Be careful. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:27:15
    - I always am. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 17:28:37
- having a wank would be the equivilent of riding on rollers/turbo/tredmill (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 8, 17:01:55
  - And therefore part of the overall regimen. #canbeatanegg (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:26:47
    - #canbeatyourmeat (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 8, 17:35:08
      - Old joke alert: What's the difference between an egg and a wank? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 8, 17:52:57

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