Responses to voter questions:

Wickes and B&Q: yes and yes

Snailshells: as food, metal, paper, cardboard, glass and many plastics are now collected for recycling there's only a marginal cost to adding another very small bin to recycle nail clippings. The recycled clippings can then be ground down to dust, adhesive added and then modelled to an appropriate shell shape again for minimal cost. These minimal costs would be recovered by multiplying them by twenty and invoicing Ipswich Town Football Club - their normal payment terms are 5p in the pound so that should all work out fine.

Shitarses: no clear policy but a promise of a Royal Commission on Shitarses fully to consider the question from all angles. I'm minded to ask John Chilcott to do a couple of million words on it, but thebigfeller would probably be cheaper and quicker, though that might then mean five million words - a price I am willing to pay.

Vote Old Man - you know it makes sense.

Posted By: Old Man on May 9th 2017 at 14:02:20

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Responses to voter questions: (General Chat) - Old Man, May 9, 14:02:20
- would you be willing to enter a power sharing deal with the APB? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 15:10:20
  - Totally. He can have the power if I can have the gin (General Chat) - Old Man, May 9, 17:12:22
- What will you do to help an English manager win the top flight of English football again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 14:08:30
  - Offer her gin. It really helps the thought processes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, May 9, 14:10:18
    - Gin isn't the answer to everything, you k... (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 14:47:24

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