Thanks for calling abc taxis. We know you're waiting and we'll be with you shortly.

is what they used to have on the hold message by someone with an irish accent.

I used to shout down the phone "I'M SIX FOOT FFS!!!". They connected once whilst I was mid sentence. Oh how we laughed.

Now they have some f**king yank woman bot trying to second guess where I am or where I want to go.

"Push one for a taxi from where you where the last time you called"

"Push two for a taxi from where you were one time at band camp"

FUCK OFF JUST FUCKING ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE I'M IN A HURRY FFS!

Rant over.

Posted By: Chris Peacock on March 7th 2017 at 16:19:51


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