The 1st Cityfathers Motivational Armoured Brigade - ASSEMBLE

Taking a leaf from the Italian Ultra's playbook, I've decided enough is enough and if the manager cannot motivate the players then the goddamn Cityfathers will do it.

We deal, superbly, on a daily basis, with s**tty assed infants, with bratty toddlers, little sods, bloody nuisances, teachers, other parents, wives, ex-wives, in-laws, moody teens, and homework.

I propose we turn up en-masse to Colney tomorrow, storm the hedges, armed with smoke bombs, hipflasks, mitre deltas and traffic cones, and give these f**king stupid players a piece of our minds.

Really let rip; a maelstorm of tired fathers fully off parenting duty, able to employ the full range of swears and oaths.

If the lads won't respond to a word from Alex Neil, then they will have to respond to several words from 500 pissed off and pissed up City Fathers.

Book the day off work if you need to. Its time for the Fatherhood to step the f**k up.

*pls be careful of dead trees when travelling in/out the Colney district.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on November 22nd 2016 at 11:09:38

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The 1st Cityfathers Motivational Armoured Brigade - ASSEMBLE (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 22, 11:09:38
- i've seen the motivational powers of dad's at their children's footy (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 11:34:59
  - Exactly. Their little cossetted world of a kickaround of a morning, (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 22, 11:37:42
  - God yes,,pretty fucking vile at times. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 11:36:18
- I've got a couple of hipflasks with 80% rum in them. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 22, 11:29:29
  - A Proper Boozehound (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 22, 11:38:26
  - Alcohol Pewter Bottle (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 22, 11:37:25
  - A Ströh too far. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 22, 11:32:21
    - No Umlaut. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 22, 11:40:46
      - It did it automatically! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 22, 12:58:11
      - Prefer a nice avacado (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 22, 12:22:51
      - No Füture (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 11:42:25
    - I had some of that on a ferry from amsterdam,then unsurprisingly blacked out. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 11:37:18
      - It's pretty evil, isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 22, 11:38:38
        
        Hell yeah,doesn't mix with 12 cans of Grolsch and 4 pints of Heineken either. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 12:03:38
        
        Proth, I would love to go on the lash with you. (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 22, 12:17:33
        
        Me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 22, 12:58:30
  - I've got one and half a litre of Diplomatico rum left, I can almost taste the motivation (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 22, 11:31:03
- Tit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 22, 11:22:48
- 'the fatherhood' (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 22, 11:21:30
- I'll bring a thermos of tea and a woolly blanket in case it gets cold (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 22, 11:14:50
  - I've got some nice sourdough bread and some of those little sachets that heat up when you (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 22, 11:25:11
    - I'll knock up some of my special soup. You'll love it. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 22, 11:27:11
      - Artisan? (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 22, 11:27:39
        
        Made by hand artisan and special. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 22, 11:30:41

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