We have hardly any curtains in our house (long story) and those we do have

are never drawn, 'cept in the bedchambres.

Anyway, my greatest fear is that a f**king clown face appears up against the glass one night (no, not my reflection)

To that end, I keep a sledgehammer by the backdoor, a hand axe under the sofa and a felling axe in the downstairs toilet.

I see any c**t in my yard after dark and they're going to lose something, eye, hand, chunk of skull. It's as simple as that (your honour)

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on October 10th 2016 at 14:29:00

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What an Ideot... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 10, 13:21:49
- We have hardly any curtains in our house (long story) and those we do have (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 10, 14:29:00
- Very much looking forward to one of these berks getting tasered. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Oct 10, 13:45:28
  - One got shot in the USA I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 10, 13:46:03
    - yebbut that's gonna happen whatever you wear (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 10, 13:56:15
      - 2/10....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 10, 15:06:52
- this current trend must be a concern for actual professional clowns (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 10, 13:31:31
  - It's certainly a concern. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 10, 13:32:03
    - I once took a job as a clown. I was an understudy to an older clown. (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 10, 14:32:00
      - and then what happened....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 10, 15:07:41

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