Good evening dragons
My name is tombs and i am pitching to you today for my new invention the toast chiller, or as i call it "Reggae Ready Toast!".
We've all been there haven't we? Bleary eyed just out of bed Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead to quote william shakespeare the famous bard. I ask you, what is worse than the toaster popping up and you have to waste valuable time for the toast to cool down to the optimum temperature? That's right, nothing at all. I've therefore come up with this ingenious invention that looks like a conventional toaster but the toasting elements have been replaced with two tiny fridge plates that use the latest "cold" technology to bring your overly hot toast down to temperature superfast stylee. I've got patents pending worldwide so no danger of anyone knicking my idea and my in-depth market research reveals that of the UK population of circas 63 million approximately 63 million own a toaster or similar toast enabling device.
The unit retails for £39.99 and costs just £4.99 to manufacture and ship to the uk from china so i have done the numbers and if we sell one each to everyone in the uk we will have over a billion pounds profit in year one rising to 600 billion in year two as the business expands globally.
Wroth Dragons, i am asking today for 5 million pounds of your investment for a 9% share of the business.
Who's in?
*hands round some toast*
Posted By: Tombs on September 15th 2016 at 18:41:29
Message Thread
- Good evening dragons (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 18:41:29
- Fuck that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 15, 21:03:08
- 5 million for a 9% share? (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Sep 15, 20:31:12
- Can Newcastle pay half? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 15, 19:33:22
- I'll offer you half the money for a 15% share. You will need another Wroth dragon... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 15, 19:15:01
- do you mind if i go over by the lift and have a wee chat with myself? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:15:47
- Yes. Make sure you face the wall and sweat a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 15, 19:17:27
- loosens tie, waddles off (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:20:28
- Just one question. Is the cooling plate CFC free ? Have you got any documents to prove ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 15, 19:22:03
- loosens tie, waddles off (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:20:28
- Yes. Make sure you face the wall and sweat a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 15, 19:17:27
- do you mind if i go over by the lift and have a wee chat with myself? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:15:47
- I happen to like boiling got toast that the butter melts into so for that reason I'm out (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 15, 19:01:26
- no questions? fine, thank you deborah meaden (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:06:04
- 9 million? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 15, 19:08:01
- *hot (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 15, 19:01:47
- I like to keep jam in the fridge and slap it on the toast asap, (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 15, 19:07:03
- ^^ peter jones trying to piss on my parade (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:10:45
- I'm ooot. Yes you are Duncan, you don't work here anymore, now get ooot please. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 15, 19:47:31
- ^^ peter jones trying to piss on my parade (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:10:45
- I like to keep jam in the fridge and slap it on the toast asap, (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 15, 19:07:03
- no questions? fine, thank you deborah meaden (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 19:06:04
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