A pal of mine was arrested for throwing a chip wrapper on top of a bus stop.

We’d been out for several Friday night beers. When this happened I was walking back home, having said goodbye at the bus stop.

Was years ago maybe mid 80’s. Police car saw this villainy and arrested him for criminal damage; a bit OTT and he was driven back to local police station. Eventually he persuaded them this he was innocent of damage and was released, but not before he had thanked them for the lift home as he lived only a minute’s walk from the police station. They were none-too impressed with this but as he was innocent he walked off laughing at them.

The next evening we were out for some Saturday beers and both again a bit the worse for wear and my pal upon getting home realised that he had gone out without his key and his parents were away for the night. He knew a way into the house via an unlocked window and climbed up onto the roof of the garage and was letting himself in when the police sirens sounded and he was apprehended by the local police once again. The defence that it was his own house was ignored; he was arrested and taken to the police station to be greeted by the same policeman who had arrested him on Friday night. But at least they knew who he was and he was allowed to go home to break into his house again.

Posted By: KentonCanary on August 16th 2016 at 12:39:28

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Stories like this really make my blood boil (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 11:49:04
- Send them to Death Roe. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 16, 12:44:02
  - oh for cod's hake! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 12:44:45
    - What a pollock ! (n/m) (General Chat) - CauldRon, Aug 16, 12:48:48
      - They deserve to be battered really. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 16, 12:56:59
        
        Are you doing fish based puns on porpoise? (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Aug 16, 13:08:11
        
        Just frittering the time away. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 16, 13:16:53
        
        Spam or Pineapple ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Aug 16, 13:27:48
        
        eel have both (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 14:09:59
        
        I am floundering now for more puns (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Aug 16, 14:13:37
        
        stop carping on then minnow's it will be dace before you think of anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 14:16:14
- A pal of mine was arrested for throwing a chip wrapper on top of a bus stop. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 16, 12:39:28
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 12:41:11
- hanging is to good for them (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 16, 12:34:54
  - bit harsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 12:39:32
    - definitely, blimey (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 12:41:48
      - crazy talk intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 12:42:56
- Lots of Badcox in Badcox. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 12:09:31
- Scum, subhuman scum - what sort of person doesn't eat all their chips? (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Aug 16, 12:08:55
- And I thought Archant were bad. What is this world coming to.if they lived near the coast (General Chat) - berstreetsfinest, Aug 16, 12:04:44
- I've been to Frome. Funnily enough it's where my friend Charles lived. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 16, 12:02:27
  - not me (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 12:05:10
    - and you're not nice (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 12:19:01
      - and he wouldn't buy anyone a 7 inch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Aug 16, 12:25:07
        
        I'd give them mine for free though (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 12:42:45
- What a waste.... we should petition now to get (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 11:58:27
  - Much Yoda style talk here today there is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 16, 12:04:11
- hanging's too good for them (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 11:51:27
  - we need a serious discussion about bringing back the death penalty (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 11:58:50
    - scc. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 16, 12:26:34
      - He'd try and bring back hanging for double-faults (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Aug 16, 12:27:59
    - Jim (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 11:59:37
      - Quick chat with him and they'd be killing themselves anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 16, 12:19:05
      - its a concern (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 12:00:23

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