Writing the secret letters to be opened only in the event of a nuclear catastrophe

or a zombie apocalypse. It's not clear to me what happens on an apocalypse which is non-zombie, but luckily the chances of that seem remote.

The letters detail action to be taken by the Poomer Keepers should the Fine City be submerged by rising sea levels or overrun by ravening hordes of the undead.

The options are, broadly:

1 - detonate a line of explosives roughly along the path of the A140, opening a channel through which waters can flow and flood whatever hell lies at the end of that cursed road

2 - starve the poomers for three days, given them the scent of s**t and decay and then let them loose. They will naturally follow that scent to 1p5wich and take appropriate poomerly action on arrival

3 - get hammered. Fuck it, might as well.

The letters are destroyed when a new CEO takes over. No-one knows what any previous NCFC CEO has written in his letter.

Posted By: Old Man on August 8th 2016 at 09:32:13

Message Thread

First day for Jez today - good luck (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 8, 07:15:37
- hope he took biscuits in (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:08:40
- what is he doing ? (n/m) (NCFC) - IG88, Aug 8, 07:25:55
  - signed off re-padding the gloryholes with fresh ducktape (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 8, 11:41:10
  - Putting Flaming Galah on speed dial. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bungle, Aug 8, 11:04:00
  - Flicking through twitter and the bbc website whilst waiting the 'lympics to start? (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Aug 8, 10:52:04
  - Streamlining the media department: Klose and Pinto now in control of social media accounts (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Aug 8, 10:45:29
  - Working through Jim's list of concerns. (n/m) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Aug 8, 10:26:58
    - He's only on a 5 year contract isn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dunney, Aug 8, 11:31:40
      - Good point! He may need a team of assistants. (n/m) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Aug 8, 12:17:08
  - writing his name on the bottom of his coffee mug with his special pen (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 8, 10:20:50
  - Shitting in McNally's old waste paper bin. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 10:05:46
    - I believe it's full old boy. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 8, 10:20:54
  - Writing the secret letters to be opened only in the event of a nuclear catastrophe (NCFC) - Old Man, Aug 8, 09:32:13
  - Hopefully getting a new city stand built (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Aug 8, 09:11:31
    - Not before he's sorted out the yellow nets I hope (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 8, 09:53:46
  - Promoting Selwyn to Director of Communications (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 8, 08:51:04
  - reading this site for updates on how well he is doing (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 8, 08:26:11
  - learning where the toilets are and how the photocopier works (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 8, 08:17:42
  - Picking up the unclaimed bonus pot that's accrued since May. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 8, 08:15:02
  - Setting about turning our club into a massive joke (NCFC) - jAC, Aug 8, 07:58:49
    - Surely he won't have much to do? McBastard already did most of it. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 8, 08:10:31
      - #McBoners. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 8, 08:31:50

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