Went to the doctors today.....

had an ECG and the Dr said it looked "beautiful".

I had a blood test and I said "I could never be a drug addict as I don't like needles". The Dr said "You could snort cocaine instead".

Posted By: Larry Hagman on June 15th 2016 at 20:26:13

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Went to the doctors today..... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 15, 20:26:13
- Had 5 ECGs and was told I had a 9% chance of heart disease in the next 10 years (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jun 15, 21:05:17
  - Good that you said that.................................. (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 15, 21:35:12
    - I ended up at a "Pain" clinic to find out what stitch I had had 3 times was caused by (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jun 15, 21:39:14
    - numbness suggests some nerve damage. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 15, 21:37:46
  - Fucking Weetabix........think im bullshitting..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 15, 21:22:40
  - Lack of cocaine perhaps (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jun 15, 21:09:28
    - You've recognised your problem👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 15, 21:13:06
      - Why didn't, (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jun 15, 21:14:19
        
        Sorry, why didn't they tell me (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jun 15, 21:14:41
        
        But then I wouldn't have such macho scars, or be 2 stone lighter, or jacked my job in (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jun 15, 21:18:09
        
        Really great thanks. Year ago now, gave up my job I hated and started something new, (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jun 15, 21:44:42
        
        Nice one😊. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 15, 21:47:05
        
        How do feel now? (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 15, 21:23:09
        
        Yep, they failed you unfortunately. 😕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 15, 21:15:29
  - I guess they were 91% wrong.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 15, 21:07:12
- When you say "it"......... you mean your Vagina right? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 15, 20:44:29
  - Larrald is special, (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 15, 20:50:38
    - maybe he can use them both at the same time to......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 15, 21:03:45
      - I actually did a little ROFL there (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 15, 21:18:40
  - 😁 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 15, 20:49:40
- Did she ask you to slip your trousers and pants off? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jun 15, 20:35:57
  - Where the fuck in his post does it say "She" (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 15, 21:06:12
    - It was a bloke (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 15, 21:25:47
  - Didn't need to ask... (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 15, 20:42:40
- I read that three times thinking "pants's joke book isn't what it was" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 15, 20:35:42
  - No joke. I was surprised that the Dr advised that... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 15, 20:41:35
    - We all knew you had a beautiful heart, Laz (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 15, 20:43:37
      - which is amazing considering.............. (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 15, 21:07:21
        
        What you consider "excerise" the ladies call mediocre humping.. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 15, 21:12:01
      - Not so beautiful after all that gak (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 15, 20:44:28
- How was Harley Street? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 15, 20:29:10
  - I think I know his brother, Baker (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 15, 20:29:33
    - Now that's 'Quality'! (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jun 15, 20:38:33
    - Yeah, he gave up booze and one night stands - the IDEOT (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 15, 20:31:55
      - That's cos he was already a bit pissed what with all that winding his way and shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 15, 20:33:58
- ^^^ Is this the beginning to a blues song? ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 15, 20:27:21
  - I hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 15, 20:34:05

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