#chickenfact It is illegal to f**k a chicken unless you are also a chicken

#chickenfact

Posted By: APB on May 31st 2016 at 08:26:50

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Abebayo Akinfenwa, currently munching his way through a 14lb chicken. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 31, 07:57:36
- #chickenfact If a chicken is left to grow for long enough, it becomes a turkey. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:21:01
  - #chickenfact Scotch eggs are only made in Scotland (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:22:36
    - Not this again! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 08:39:59
      - #chickenfact If you sit on a chicken's egg for long enough, it will hatch. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:44:57
    - #chickenfact Chicken egg shell is used to make tennis racquets (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:23:35
      - #chickenfact A chicken's egg is the only bird egg that fits entirely in a dog (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:25:38
        
        #chickenfact It is illegal to fuck a chicken unless you are also a chicken (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:26:50
        
        #chickenfact A baby chicken is called an egg (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:27:28
        
        #chickenfact They are the only bird that breastfeeds its young (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:28:12
        
        #chickenfact The longest recorded chicken flight is 2,327 miles, from Novosibirsk to Diss. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:30:27
        
        It didn't come from Novosibirsk then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, May 31, 13:03:17
        
        Novosibirsk to Diss is about 4,000 miles as the Chicken flies! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, May 31, 13:08:56
        
        Thanks. I'll call the McWhirters. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 13:39:20
        
        This one's my favourite. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 08:40:31
        
        Actually Preposterous Bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 09:27:40
        
        It subsequently flew on to Long Stratton, but that was discounted as it landed in Diss. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:42:48
        
        It's got no bottom. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 08:50:01
        
        Shit, that's amazing. There must be all kinds down there, and that. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:55:15
        
        There's a colony of aquatic chickens. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 09:02:16
        
        #chickenfact A chicken can break your wrist with its powerful rear claws. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:31:24
        
        #chickenfact Once a chicken (or cock) crows, the chicken that hears it also has to crow... (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:33:31
        
        #chickenfact A chicken's foot tastes disgusting. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:38:43
        
        #chickenfact A chicken will eat, literally, anything. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:47:17
        
        #chickenfact There are more feathers in a chicken than a pillow. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:49:03
        
        #chickenfact Due to a quirk of fate, there are no chickens in Canada. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:52:43
        
        #chickenfact Despite the name, Nile Rodgers of Chic does not eat chicken. (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:54:10
        
        #chickenfact His son, Brendan Rodgers, does! (General Chat) - APB, May 31, 08:58:02
        
        A Poultry Brain (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 31, 09:20:31

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