VMT! The rule for pelanties should simply be this,

Rule 101/4a) Pelanties - Just run up and t**t the ball in the ghoul. No f**king around, just smash it right in.

There, how easy was that?

Posted By: I Am Hoot on May 22nd 2016 at 12:55:57

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New football laws (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, May 22, 11:47:38
- Refs make up the rules anyway. Fer's goal against QPR, Jerome's over head kick (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 13:47:43
  - you are totally right , i can see what you mean (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, May 22, 15:16:22
- I'm trying to think what you can get sent off for in the warm up? (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, May 22, 12:57:50
  - twatting a fan? (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, May 22, 13:13:27
- They say its to make things clearer, (Other Football) - NJ_Canary, May 22, 12:57:43
- A free-kick or penalty can only be awarded while the ball is in play. (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:47:17
  - No. didn't we get one v Luton late 80's? (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, May 22, 13:12:41
- shame video repays is not included (Other Football) - Kar1, May 22, 12:36:02
  - It won't remotely stop moaning (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:41:29
- how is that defined? (Other Football) - Kar1, May 22, 12:28:31
- Great to see feinting at penalties finally being outlawed (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:22:01
  - it's not outlawed (Other Football) - Charles21, May 22, 12:29:03
    - I assume that means you have to resume your run up before kicking it (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:34:22
      - they should outlaw any kind of feint in my opinion (Other Football) - Charles21, May 22, 12:36:58
        
        I-s always thought you weren't allowed an interruption during your run up anyway, but of (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 22, 13:04:18
        
        had to. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 22, 13:04:30
        
        VMT! The rule for pelanties should simply be this, (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, May 22, 12:55:57
        
        Would be a lot simpler to administer (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:42:20
- Hmmm... is that clearer? (Other Football) - norway, May 22, 12:06:58
  - There's a few there that I look at and think, 'Say what?' (n/m) (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, May 22, 12:53:19
- players can now be sent off before the game starts (Other Football) - skippdogg, May 22, 12:03:19
- That's good. It only applies in the box, whereas previously the punishment was doubled (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, May 22, 12:01:51
  - Presumably though that means no downside to hand balling on the line? (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, May 22, 12:02:29
    - Not necessarily (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:18:46
      - Yes, it's a bit ambiguous (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, May 22, 12:21:55
        
        It says "denying a goalscoring opportunity" (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:28:07
- Hands and arms are not included when judging offside. (Other Football) - The year of the twat, May 22, 11:50:55
  - what about the whole body ( Costa for Chelsea at Carrow road)? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kar1, May 22, 12:23:37
    - Chelsea players are obviously not included (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, May 22, 12:24:50
  - I guess not, but I too thought they weren't included currently (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, May 22, 11:51:55

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