Roy Castle owned 3 bouncy castles, one of which was sold to Joey Barton's Grandma,

She bought it when Joey was a little joey so he could bounce like a little angry lamb when he was a kid. One time he tried to headbutt one of the side walls of the bouncy castle, missed and ended up tumbling over and off the castle. This resulted in Joey damaging 2/3 of his 5 brain cells, thus ending his hotly anticipated career as the next great leader of the country. Instead he went on to assaulting people on and off football pitches for a living.

*This story is partly true.

Posted By: I Am Hoot on May 20th 2016 at 04:17:40

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- Whenever I think of Beyonc? now, it's always reminds me of Karl Pilkington and rockbusters (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 20, 04:23:07
  - lol yeh (General Chat) - earthleakage, May 20, 05:05:39
    - It's been a few years since I last listened to them all. (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 20, 05:24:27
- And Roy castle .... (General Chat) - yellowman, May 20, 01:47:21
  - Roy Castle owned 3 bouncy castles, one of which was sold to Joey Barton's Grandma, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, May 20, 04:17:40
    - Great stats bud .👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 20, 04:19:32
  - If Roy had married Babs, She could have been called Barbara Windsor-Castle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 02:22:27
    - ahaha (General Chat) - earthleakage, May 20, 02:37:54

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