What about, if right, say you had just done a Wako Taco or a 5 Quid Squid in the Grosvenor
and were walking up Lower Goat Lane when a wired Jenny zoomed up right quick on her VooDoo Shango and pulled a sick cherrypickers right over the top of your new Diadora N.900 Azzurris, falling awkwardly and landing legs akimbo, her fluttery summer skirt, riding up her silken thighs.
Would you gently balance a Lyons Maid Pineapple Mivvi on her cotton-encased mimsy or would you ponce-skip up to Elements, bang on the window, drop your jeans and sing Xxxs and Ooos in a Finnish accent like the utter weakling you are, until Davejeans came out and escorted you away in a puffy ski jacket?
Say these events befell you after your lunchtime snack in the city, which of the two courses of action do you think you might take?
hmmmm?
well?
hmmmm?
Posted By: malkybarkid on March 24th 2016 at 14:09:09
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- What about, if right, say you had just done a Wako Taco or a 5 Quid Squid in the Grosvenor (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 24, 14:09:09
- I'd boil a turnip (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 15:54:30
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 24, 15:20:42
- Ponce skip (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 24, 15:06:23
- Ponce-skip, puffy Davejeans. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 24, 14:43:29
- Ponce-skip, jeans down (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 24, 14:39:34
- I'm just worried about where one would get a Lyons Maid Pineapple Mivvy from these days. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 24, 14:37:05
- Is she guaranteed over 16? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 24, 14:20:31
- Mary option (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 24, 14:17:40
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