MASSIVE FUCKING BANG! EAR-SPLITTING DEATHBOMB! ARROOOOOGAH! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG, WHEN

LOVE HAS CALLED!

Calling all units, 417A on the corner of Pottergate and Fishers, alcohol-related stab in the goolies with narcotics. Officer in need of assistance, I repeat, officer in need of assistance!

Oh, my dangly spheres, my poor, sodden darlings. My troubled orbs. My dangerous raisins.

We're talking into corners.
Finding ways to fill the vacuum.
And though our mouths are dry.
We talk in hope to hit on something new.
Tied to the railway track.
It's one way to revive but no way to relax.

We're just bored teenagers.
Looking for love,
Or should I say emotional rages.
Bored teenagers.
Seeing ourselves as strangers.

SLAM

IT

IN

THERE!

Slide it in there Sonny-J, squeeze it in there Son!

Posted By: tehwatch on March 10th 2016 at 12:02:13

Message Thread

Can anyone recommend a barbers in the fine city? (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Mar 10, 09:38:25
- Italian Job, top of Hall Road (n/m) (NCFC) - phelans tash, Mar 10, 13:20:22
- I go here... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 10, 11:24:14
  - You old hipster! (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Mar 10, 11:30:55
  - ?23 for a wash and cut - I'd want a blow job included for that! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 10, 11:27:23
    - Let's do it! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 10, 11:48:16
      - You two are very very naughty young scamps indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 10, 11:53:38
  - I heard a vicious rumour that it may be you in the picture Dubs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Mar 10, 11:25:33
    - yep, that's dubbers and his hipsterbeard looking moody in the chair (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 10, 11:28:33
      - Ha ha!! I did that as a wind up then posted the real pic of me post-cut doing an.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 10, 11:52:52
- not in the city but Bentley's of Wymondham is good he's an NCFC fan too (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 10, 10:59:37
- Excellent timing - see below. This is what the Wrath is all about. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Mar 10, 10:40:12
- Depends....do you want boar wax and juniper oil...... (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 10, 10:25:18
- Shears - top of London street. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 10, 10:09:48
  - What do you think of the 'Tood line up this year malks? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 10, 10:33:42
    - Bit disappointed they've wheeled out The National - again! Not that i mind them live and (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 10, 11:41:15
      - I think, you know, National aside, it's a good one... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 10, 13:31:32
      - MASSIVE FUCKING BANG! EAR-SPLITTING DEATHBOMB! ARROOOOOGAH! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG, WHEN (NCFC) - tehwatch, Mar 10, 12:02:13
        
        YES! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 10, 13:28:50
        
        Ha ha (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 10, 12:09:17
  - Yeah. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 10, 10:11:37
- Esquire ber street (n/m) (NCFC) - therossjack, Mar 10, 09:58:46
  - Funny you should say that. (NCFC) - avenging canary, Mar 10, 10:38:26
    - im going for a trim up there today (NCFC) - therossjack, Mar 10, 11:27:16
    - Just how quickly does your hair grow, to warrant a bi weekly trip to the barbers.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Mar 10, 10:54:40
      - Ha! Still no haircut... Looking like a yeti. This post will save me. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Mar 10, 11:15:33
  - Seconded (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Mar 10, 10:12:43
- Flints (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Mar 10, 09:58:18
- Trumans on Elm Hill, ask for Lucy, I can vouch for her most excellent haircutting skills. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 10, 09:43:32

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