Toss off some pancetta

Squish up two heads of f**king garlic and bung that in too - no, no, take the skins off after you've squished it you f**king numpty - crush three green peppercorns and bung them in as well, four lugs of your fifth-worst filthy slut olive oil, bish bash bosh, give it a little wiggle NO NOT LIKE THAT I SAID WIGGLE NOT FUCKING TWERK, five cloves, the seeds of three cardamom pods, two habanero chillies, a cinnamon stick, f**k it might as well add a tablespoon of black treacle, wiggle it all around some more OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP THAT FUCKING TWERKING WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MILEY FUCKING CYRUS, add to your infusion, leave for a week, then drink a pint of Wherry cos it's nicer anyway.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on January 4th 2016 at 17:15:30

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it's mumsnet time. I need some help with an alcoholic infusion (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 4, 16:57:07
- You are now in a classic Infuser's Dilemma (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 4, 18:14:57
  - indeed OG, I can fix it though since it's only been in the fruit about 2 months (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 4, 18:26:22
    - Ginger rum!! Cracker!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 4, 18:35:25
- Toss off some pancetta (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jan 4, 17:15:30
  - hehe (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 4, 17:27:47
  - Ha ha. Excellent. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 4, 17:24:47
- amaretto and brandy is the drink of the gods (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Jan 4, 17:14:24
  - interesting chairs. I'm leaning towards orange, but lemon could work too (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 4, 17:16:06
- i did that a couple of years ago with cherries in vodka, it tasted like cough medicine (General Chat) - shortfatb, Jan 4, 17:07:42
  - it's definitely not undrinkable, just not my cuppa char (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 4, 17:10:18

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