You're an angry man, Worz, an angry man

The only things that make me feel like are slow walking people, people who get to the tube exit before they start getting their Oyster card out, and people who get to the front of the bank machine queue before they get their card out. All such people deserve immediate physical violence. But limp nicknames for football clubs? I'm Zen, man, Zen.

Posted By: Old Git on December 22nd 2015 at 18:29:22

Message Thread

Big signing for Muff though he was off to Watford... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 22, 16:01:29
- Why do you call them Muff? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 22, 17:23:24
  - He can't spell Bournemouth. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Dec 22, 20:48:39
    - Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 22, 21:16:18
  - I believe, my Lord, that this is what young persons call a "pun" (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 22, 17:56:18
    - Not by Sir Alex of Booing it's not. He correctly pronounces it BourneMOUTH (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 22, 18:46:55
  - Why does anyone? (NCFC) - APB, Dec 22, 17:49:01
    - And in a similar vain, why do people call Spurs "spuds"? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 22, 18:24:29
    - I'm going to call them Bo'm'th from now on (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 18:03:21
      - It's still not as devastatingly witty as Bore Muff. (NCFC) - APB, Dec 22, 18:08:42
        
        I find Muff quite innocuous myself (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 18:18:14
        
        You're an angry man, Worz, an angry man (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 22, 18:29:22
        
        ooooh don't get me started on slow-moving pedestrians (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 18:32:27
        
        christ knows how I've managed to put up with it (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 18:47:16
        
        A fat dwarf? SCC wants her number! (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 22, 18:50:22
        
        she's Peruvian and she has exactly the same opinion of Chileans as myself (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 18:57:05
        
        And folk in the Supermarket, see something they want and leave their trolley in the... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 22, 18:40:12
        
        I just turn their trolleys upside down (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 22, 18:48:28
        
        always worth slinging a few unwanted luxury items into the trolley of a cretin (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 18:49:12
        
        No wonder you and Brandy moved there! 😜 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 22, 18:36:54
- great signing, wasn't brilliant last year but still a quality player (n/m) (NCFC) - yellows2011, Dec 22, 16:56:47
- shame - bet they've no longer got any interest in Grabban (n/m) (NCFC) - pab, Dec 22, 16:12:30
  - I'm sure there'll be a desperate champs team who might want him (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 18:05:05
- . (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Dec 22, 16:10:10
- *Twatford* (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Dec 22, 16:05:48

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