A garden cane fixed to the back of the net. When the ball hits then net

The cane wobbles. The other end of the cane is split, and in the split is a matchstick. It rests head down on a piece of striking paper. The vibration causes the match to ignite, burning the paper and in turn the fuse to a box of fireworks.

When the wife see's/hears the fireworks, she presses play on the stereo.

Something like that.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on December 4th 2015 at 14:01:21

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Technical nerd types - help needed (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 10:16:50
- Technology would never work. You need to hire two chaps to stand either side of the goal, (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 13:41:39
- you want to set up a mechanical device to do it (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 4, 13:37:05
  - A garden cane fixed to the back of the net. When the ball hits then net (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 14:01:21
    - exactly, that's it. Here's a graphic demonstration you can use as an example (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 4, 14:08:16
- Goals are fuck, so are kids (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 4, 11:33:52
- Invite the Wealdstone raider to live in your garden. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Dec 4, 11:15:16
- You need to employ half a dozen yoofs to stand behind the ghould and do the business (NCFC) - Pixelman, Dec 4, 10:59:23
- That's fuck (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 4, 10:56:45
- Hawkeye? Rig a number of the cameras around your garden. (NCFC) - Wilts, Dec 4, 10:52:27
  - cheers pal (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 12:20:48
- erm not that i know how to do it and depends on your level of geek (NCFC) - doncoop, Dec 4, 10:37:30
- "Montion sensitive device" (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 4, 10:27:46
  - You just don't get it, man. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 10:34:46

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