Technical nerd types - help needed - Wrath of the Barclay

Technical nerd types - help needed

Being a top, top, City Father I want to get my little kid a goal for christmas. To make him fully enjoy the goalscoring experience, I thought it might be fun to see if there was a way to rig up an mp3 player to play little sound clips when the net bulges. eg "Carrow crowd roar/Brazilian gol-gol-gol-gooooooollllll/GOLAZZO off Football Italia.

So is there a motion sensitive device that I can get to trigger the mp3 playing? Then connect the mp3 via some means to a speaker outlet. Any advice on this appreciated.

(I'm keen to go out at dusk and blam in a few free kicks from acute angles and irritate the neighbours with OH JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE" blasting from a subwoofer

Cheers pals.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on December 4th 2015 at 10:16:50

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Technical nerd types - help needed (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 10:16:50
- Technology would never work. You need to hire two chaps to stand either side of the goal, (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 13:41:39
- you want to set up a mechanical device to do it (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 4, 13:37:05
  - A garden cane fixed to the back of the net. When the ball hits then net (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 14:01:21
    - exactly, that's it. Here's a graphic demonstration you can use as an example (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 4, 14:08:16
- Goals are fuck, so are kids (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 4, 11:33:52
- Invite the Wealdstone raider to live in your garden. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Dec 4, 11:15:16
- You need to employ half a dozen yoofs to stand behind the ghould and do the business (NCFC) - Pixelman, Dec 4, 10:59:23
- That's fuck (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Dec 4, 10:56:45
- Hawkeye? Rig a number of the cameras around your garden. (NCFC) - Wilts, Dec 4, 10:52:27
  - cheers pal (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 12:20:48
- erm not that i know how to do it and depends on your level of geek (NCFC) - doncoop, Dec 4, 10:37:30
- "Montion sensitive device" (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 4, 10:27:46
  - You just don't get it, man. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 4, 10:34:46

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