I told her I'd be a giraffe. I was actually joking, first thing that came into my head.

Stupid bird goes, ah yes so you can reach the fruit others can't, whilst seeing all that goes on around you.

Yeah that's the one, see ya.

Posted By: tudders on January 17th 2006 at 12:00:58

Message Thread

Got asked this in an interview the other day, thought we were back in the '80s. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 11:54:34
- These idiot interviewers need to be shot (General Chat) - John in Texas, Jan 17, 12:14:27
  - Internal interviews by equal opportunities employers have to be the worst idea ever. (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 12:21:16
    - Bitter? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 12:22:00
      - can you tell? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 12:28:18
  - Totally agree John (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 17, 12:17:00
  - It just makes me think I don't want your fucking job, then you can have fun with them. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 12:16:42
    - Excellent ! Give em some of their own medicine (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Jan 17, 12:23:22
- I'm ashamed to say... (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 12:08:33
  - what are you looking for with that? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 17, 12:17:23
    - tbh does a couple of things... (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 12:21:25
      - Actually, I'd forgotten I did get asked that last week, (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 12:26:06
      - What does "Ooh, god knows - never really thought about it.", tell you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 12:24:10
      - What if they said Bryan Hamilton, not cos he's a scummer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 17, 12:23:08
  - Same answer as my Dad gives really (General Chat) - Return of the Malk, Jan 17, 12:15:31
  - Ham, cheese, mustard & a dash of mayo... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 17, 12:14:10
  - If a woman asked me that I'd have to say Ron Jeremy I'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 12:12:18
- I bet you can't guess (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 17, 12:08:13
- Gorilla (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 17, 12:05:27
- A hot one... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 17, 12:02:05
- Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 12:00:31
- Me (General Chat) - Return of the Malk, Jan 17, 12:00:26
- Did you answer & if so what did you say? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 17, 11:57:46
  - I told her I'd be a giraffe. I was actually joking, first thing that came into my head. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 12:00:58
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 12:02:28
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 17, 12:02:05
- I worked with a Very Young manager once. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 11:57:35
- My favourite one was when i was interviewed for my job previous to this (General Chat) - conker, Jan 17, 11:55:52
  - Good answer, shows initiative. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 11:57:15
    - My dream answer: 'A warthog, fuckface' (n/m) (General Chat) - Boudica, Jan 17, 12:36:59
    - I was once asked - "how many golf balls are there in the UK right now? Think out loud." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 11:58:51
      - How many did you say? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 12:02:24
        
        Oh god knows - long time ago. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 12:03:55
      - I would struggle with that, usually after I hit my golf ball I can't find it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 17, 12:00:49

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