everyone knows it, except pants

Les Ferdinand was giving legups as he was the tallest. Dennis Wise was first over the wall and it was him who chucked the motor oil in the pond in the sunken garden, killing the fish, the diminuitive arsewipe.

Les ferdinand did bung one of Percy Thrower's plant pots into the pond though, after Noakes had lovingly made it from an old tyre turned inside out

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on August 20th 2015 at 21:18:37

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I never knew Les Ferdinand was part of the Blue Peter Garden vandalism of 1983 (Other Football) - pants, Aug 20, 21:12:21
- I'm not at liberty to say whether Dennis Wise was one of them, said Ferdinand. But he was. (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 20, 21:47:21
- really, I thought most people knew that (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Aug 20, 21:15:44
  - TBF that had bypassed me as well (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 20, 21:48:26
  - I didn't. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 20, 21:23:20
  - everyone knows it, except pants (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 20, 21:18:37
    - I can't believe this passed me by (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 20, 21:19:37
      - Its ok Pants... I didne know either... (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Aug 20, 21:22:01
      - Les Ferdinand admitted it a few years ago, it was in the papers (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 20, 21:20:43
        
        dennis wise supposedly too (Other Football) - matt in london, Aug 20, 21:24:47
        
        yeah, that what I said up there ^^^^ (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 20, 21:37:55
        
        oops sorry, missed that (n/m) (Other Football) - matt in london, Aug 20, 22:05:43
  - The Heart of England (Other Football) - pants, Aug 20, 21:17:09
    - Where's the liver of England? Gall bladder? (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 20, 21:50:14
    - heart of england is the midlands, not yourkshire (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 20, 21:21:30
      - Yorkshire prob heart of Uk... beu not England (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Aug 20, 21:23:16
        
        according to the ordnance survey the heart of the uk is in lancashire (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 20, 21:33:00
        
        Is that Uk only or UK and NI (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Aug 20, 21:43:54
        
        uk (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 20, 21:47:55
        
        checked meself.. cenre of UK and NI is in Morecomb bay (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Aug 20, 21:45:36
        
        Yaaaaah that even further away from Yorkshire (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Aug 20, 21:46:42
        
        What if we consider the mass of Great Britain? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 20, 21:50:09
        
        in that case we should consider all its outlying territories and dominions (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 20, 22:07:00
        
        Well, if you include the Falklands (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 20, 22:17:27
        
        surely it'd be several thousand kilometers below the earth's crust (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 20, 22:22:56
        
        Only if you're doing 3d geometry. I was thinking more projectively (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 20, 22:36:37
        
        I might have known some-one would check up on my guess (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Aug 20, 21:41:39
        
        Yaaaaaaaaaaay always knew it, Fuck off Yorkshire (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Aug 20, 21:34:20
    - *County (Other Football) - pants, Aug 20, 21:17:20
      - you where right with Country (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Aug 20, 21:21:03

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