When I was a barman, we had a regular who would go out and get s**tfaced every Saturday

and then come into our pub for Sunday lunch and drink "Export Tops" all afternoon. Because of the hangover. Can't have a proper drink Matty, my head's wrecked. But you're drinking 15 16ths of a pint of 5% lager, with a tiny smidge of lemonade in it. And you'll probably have six or seven of them before you f**k off this evening you dangerous mentalist.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on July 24th 2015 at 14:23:55

Message Thread

Why would anyone ever put lemonade in their beer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 24, 14:06:09
- So i can still feel like i'm drinking beer/lager when i'm driving that night. Better than (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 24, 19:43:01
- Nope, not convinced byy a single one of the arguments below (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 24, 14:31:06
  - We're not trying to convince you. Just tell you why you're wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 24, 14:35:52
    - Oh, I see. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 24, 14:36:37
      - I think you are struggling with the concept of two different drinks (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 15:17:53
      - I've had some fantastic but incredibly fucked-up IPAs recently. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:42:03
        
        "Mango, Lychee, Pineapple, Passion Fruit and Coconut". So basically you're drinking Malibu (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 15:07:51
        
        Yuck. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 24, 14:43:38
        
        That is lush. Lagonista (?) also good. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jul 24, 18:08:53
        
        Oh yes, that's doubleplus fantastic stuff. Some Tesco stores carry it, but not all. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:46:21
        
        #poncebears (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:43:12
      - ... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:39:34
        
        haha. True. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 24, 14:42:14
      - It isn't meant to. It's beer. Which is lovely. (General Chat) - norway, Jul 24, 14:37:54
      - Definitely not having a Pimms chez Hawes, then (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 14:37:53
        
        Ha! Just thinking the same thing! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:39:13
        
        Neat Pimm's, no fruit. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 24, 14:40:09
        
        Garry would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:41:14
        
        I wouldn't. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 24, 14:47:54
  - Apology accepted. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:34:43
  - You should work in local government pretending to listen to people's concerns (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 14:34:09
- Will anyone on here attempt The Twiglet Challenge featuring Lager & Lemonade? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 24, 14:17:44
  - How many did you cram up there MIKE? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jul 24, 14:58:14
- A lager shandy is a delicious thirst quencher. Pretty straightforward to be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 24, 14:17:39
  - and an excellent way to begin recovering from a hangover (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 14:32:32
    - Indeed - a bridging drink if you will. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 24, 14:35:21
- Lager tops :) Not asked for that for years! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 14:15:51
  - LAGER TOPS!!!! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 24, 14:39:45
  - Nothing wrong with lager top :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Lager top, Jul 24, 14:32:11
  - Never seen the point in that. Must be for people who don't like the taste of lager (General Chat) - thirsty work, Jul 24, 14:17:56
    - When I was a barman, we had a regular who would go out and get shitfaced every Saturday (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:23:55
      - Appears your regular was in fact Worzel ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 24, 14:34:24
        
        no way, I'd only ever have one to start with (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 14:43:54
      - Everyone is a dangerous mentalist AB, tis true. He sounds fun mind! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 14:25:39
    - Kind of may as well do a lemonade shooter, then have a pint. We only did it,, um, because (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 14:19:19
      - I don't know I mean, was all the rage and trendy thing to do at one point! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 14:19:53
        
        What was the snake black thing? Half lager and cider with blackcurrant? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 14:24:23
        
        Snakebite and black. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:27:27
        
        lol nor me, just trying to remember what it was, Peppermint park days!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 24, 14:30:57
        
        snakebites are ok though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 14:53:50
- To have a cheeky Friday lunchtime drink but not be left (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:13:10
  - On an evening, you can mix 2 cans of lager into 2 litres of diet lemonade (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 14:21:40
    - I think I'd feel guilty for wasting two perfectly good lagers in lemonade (n/m) (General Chat) - CityForLife, Jul 24, 17:19:19
- Jim Nasium can't live the button-down life like you (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 24, 14:12:32
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 24, 14:27:24
  - vmt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:16:26
  - Almost Homeric in its poesy. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 24, 14:14:04
    - Doh (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 14:15:54
- If they like the taste? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 24, 14:09:40
  - That's it, I can't stick lager, but I like shandy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 14:10:13
- I do. I love it. Really refreshing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 14:09:30
- They're driving but want a pint not a half? It's refreshing on a hot day? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 14:09:29
- Tricky, don't tell me you can't see the attraction in a shandy? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 24, 14:09:04
- If they're driving but having a drink to be sociable? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 14:08:18
  - The old 10 pints of shandy and still driving (General Chat) - thirsty work, Jul 24, 14:13:07

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