ikea survival guide:
drop significant other off at the entrance, explain you may have to park some distance away and are looking after their best interests. park up. recline seat. power kip for approx 30 mins. go straight to ikea caff. txt sig other and explain parking f**king nightmare. eat forty hot dogs. go home. absolutely avoid the ikea checkout hell on earth experience at all costs. "argos sell tealights" is your mantra.
Posted By: Tombs on June 10th 2015 at 20:43:24
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