FootyBantLAD laying on the charm as thick as he can manage there.
Imagine signing up for twitter and thinking "Hmm, completely blank slate, the world is my oyster, I can call myself anything I want. Hmmm. Decisions decisions. Football, yes I like football. How can I express that in as c**ty way as possible, using as few letters as I can get away with? Footy! Yes! Now then, I'm mad for the banter, I'm known for it. Have to get that in somehow. Bant. Yes. Because that says "c**t" in four letters more effectively than any other four letters. Apart from "c**t" I suppose. Right. Finale then. "Lad" because I'm a lad. LADSLADSLADS. Put that together... FootyBantLad. Not quite. It's good, but it's not dynamite. Genius! I'll put "LAD" in capitals like that, because I'm not a Lad, I'm a LAD."
Posted By: Arizona Bay on April 7th 2015 at 21:02:46
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- Wood (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 7, 20:37:27
- Saw her and Gabby Logan in a restaurant a couple of months ago. (General Chat) - Adster, Apr 7, 21:16:33
- which one was "all peculiar"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 7, 21:17:09
- Neither of those 2, unfortunately. A quick google shows that Kirsty has just got divorced (General Chat) - Adster, Apr 7, 21:23:46
- Where is Larrald , btw? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 7, 21:25:32
- Neither of those 2, unfortunately. A quick google shows that Kirsty has just got divorced (General Chat) - Adster, Apr 7, 21:23:46
- which one was "all peculiar"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 7, 21:17:09
- FootyBantLAD laying on the charm as thick as he can manage there. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 7, 21:02:46
- He can't even spell Bantz, the thick bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 7, 21:10:20
- I would LOVE a go on that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 7, 20:54:59
- Put it away (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Apr 7, 21:25:28
- She ain't all that (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 7, 20:47:50
- Bit butch. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Apr 7, 20:39:48
- Saw her and Gabby Logan in a restaurant a couple of months ago. (General Chat) - Adster, Apr 7, 21:16:33
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